What is the most ridiculous/craziest thing a stranger has ever said to you?

Once someone just barked in my face

I had a guy ask me "Are those your real lips?"
WTF??? I don't know if he screwed up a come on line or what.

That was way back in the disco days and I was quite the hottie...

Once in HS a guy sitting near me in class told me my eyes were yellow! Actually they are light brown with gold flecks!

I had a grown man who was a bell ringer for the Salvation Army blow a really loud raspberry at me. I was rushing out of KMart because I had to get to school to pick up my kids, and I noticed he was ringing his bell really loudly, but because I was in a hurry I just passed by without looking. As I got half way to the parking lot, I hear this really loud raspberry. I stopped dead in my tracks thinking "no way that guy just did that". When I turned around he said "Well I guess you heard that"! I just turned around and left. I should have told the Salvation Army about the idiot but didn't.

"I can't hear you. I have ear wax build-up"...lol Funny thing is he was trying to pick up my girlfriend.

Many years ago I had just started as a cashier at Lowes. The lumber department manager (who was totally scary to me) walks up behind me when I have a line full of people and whispers "naked, in a stream, with trout". I nearly passed out. The customers must have thought I was nuts. I went pale and just looked around as he walked away. He has been one of my dearest friends since that day. To this day he still can't/won't explain what in the hell he was thinking or why he said it to me.

Thanks for asking this, that story always makes me smile.

I bumped into a woman I hadn't seen in about 6 months. We weren't friends or anything but knew one another on a hi and bye basis. I was with my 2 sons and she said, "It's so nice, you are still babysitting these kids." I was stunned, and the only thing I could say to her was,"Do I look like I do the babysitting thing? These are my children."
And to this day she won't even look at me.

I had a fool say to me last night Did you say you were a cop? I said, no. He said Oh I thought you told me to spread em. I didnt get it until I got home and told it to my husband.

Some guy on the street said "I am manic depressive. Do you want a date?" No hello, how you doin'- that was his opening line.

While going to a Circus with my family on my 13th birthday, a woman with PETA who was out front protesting tried to shove a pamphlet in me hands, looked me dead in the eye and said, "Honey, can you read?" Now granted, I have always been short for my age, but not so small as to be mistaken for a 4 year old or something. Needless to say, I was quite insulted and my parents were furious that she would try to bypass them and go straight at one of their children like that.

What are you going to do about Mrs xxxx stolen lawn mower.

The fellow thought I was a policeman. I am not.

Walking in a McDonalds a guy yelled out to me "nice pooper!", what a compliment......

LOL...That is funny

Originally Posted by Babygirl2 I had a fool say to me last night Did you say you were a cop? I said, no. He said Oh I thought you told me to spread em. I didnt get it until I got home and told it to my husband.

The house we live in now,we own. About 3 years ago, a big burly guy came knocking on my door. I opened it and he said very forcefully to me " Get out,you are being evicted on orders from the landlord"
I honestly thought it was a joke and started looking around for cameras.
I looked at him and started laughing,he asked me what was so funny,so I told him that you can't evict me,I own this house,I have no landlord.
He went on to say that I was some lady named Joyce something and I kept insisting that I was not,he kept insisting otherwise.
I asked him who the landlord was and it turned out that the landlord was the sleazy guy who sold us the house.
So,I told him "So and so SOLD us this house"
I finally got through to him and the look on his face was priceless. We agreed the guy who sold us the house was nothing but a drunk and probably forgot he sold the house to us.
I still see him around town and we just look at each other and laugh. In fact I seen him about a month ago evicting the people across the street and I was soooo tempted to run up to him and ask him if he was sure that the people he was evicting really rented and who the landlord was!

Originally Posted by BlondieChick22 Once someone just barked in my face

LOL That just made me laugh thinking about how that must have looked!