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  Old  May 13th, 2009, 3:30am     #1
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pregnancy one liners
does anyone have anything? nothing too raunchy, something cute.

i did some google searches and nothing exciting or interesting enough came up. majority of the sites have all the same ones.

thanks in advance,

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  Old  May 13th, 2009, 3:43am     #2
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I don't know, but everyone I know (in real life) is getting pregnant and it just seems like odd timing with all the job losses and what not...

They better not come asking for me handouts, I'm not the one that said it was the "safe" time of month and skipped out on a condom.
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  Old  May 13th, 2009, 5:31am     #3
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What is a pregnancy one liner?....

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  Old  May 13th, 2009, 9:32am     #4
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  Old  May 13th, 2009, 9:57am     #5
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Somebody asked me (when they found out I was pregnant), "you know how that happened, right?"


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  Old  May 13th, 2009, 10:16am     #6
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We should have danced all night. (i didn't make this up)

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  Old  May 13th, 2009, 12:04pm     #7
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I found these online to put on a shirt

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  Old  May 13th, 2009, 12:10pm     #8
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  Old  May 13th, 2009, 12:14pm     #9
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OMG! This made me think of the pregnant lady I saw at Walmart last weekend.
She was wearing a t-shirt that said, " I (heart) Sex"
Did a double take at first, then I just started cracking up!!

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  Old  May 13th, 2009, 12:30pm     #10
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I saw a shirt on a baby once (actually a picture of this) it said, "all my daddy wanted was a blowjob"

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  Old  May 13th, 2009, 12:50pm     #11
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I saw a shirt on a baby once (actually a picture of this) it said, "all my daddy wanted was a blowjob"
I saw a similar shirt on a pregnant woman that said, "All I Wanted Was a Backrub"
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  Old  May 13th, 2009, 12:51pm     #12
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I saw a shirt on a baby once (actually a picture of this) it said, "all my daddy wanted was a blowjob"
I have a wicked perverted sense of humor, but I think it's crappy to put the word blowjob on a baby

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  Old  May 13th, 2009, 1:00pm     #13
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I have a wicked perverted sense of humor, but I think it's crappy to put the word blowjob on a baby
Yeah - I don't know if I would advertise that on my shirt either...kinda lwed. But I think it would be funny within a group of close friends at a small party or something.
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  Old  May 13th, 2009, 1:14pm     #14
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we saw one that said

I don't think this is the threesome my husband was talking about
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  Old  May 13th, 2009, 1:28pm     #15
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we saw one that said

i don't think this is the threesome my husband was talking about

rofl

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