Gay Flight Attendant (true story)

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and

drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."



On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."



To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."

Cute.. but that is part of the commedian "Ant's" routine. funny, but not true

Rofl!!!!!

I've heard it before too. Maybe they were all on the same flight...


http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/obnoxious.asp

I heard that in some comic's act and it was pretty darned funny.

Originally Posted by KnowItAll Cute.. but that is part of the commedian "Ant's" routine. funny, but not true

I just pasted from an e-mail sent to me.....so I wasn't sure if it was a "true" story or not, but it sure is funny!!!!!

Whatever it is, it's HILARIOUS!!