Old  December 17th, 2006, 9:26pm     #1
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redneck joke (adult)
OK guys first ever posting a joke lol. but heard this last night while playing poker and about died ! Pleasee don't flame me.


How do you chop a redneck's pecker off??
Kick his sister in the chin



What did the blonde redneck say after she lost her virginity?
Roll over dad your smashing my cigarettes.

Patiently waiting ....
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  Old  December 17th, 2006, 9:33pm     #2
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Love redneck jokes (we lived in the perfect town for them) and blonde jokes (I'm VERY blonde).

Those were great!!

I expect to pass through this world but once;
any good thing therefore that I can do, or any kindness that I can show to any fellow creature,
let me do it now; let me not defer or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.
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  Old  December 17th, 2006, 9:39pm     #3
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  Old  December 18th, 2006, 5:49am     #4
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