This lawyer walks to work everyday to help relieve stress and add some exercise regiment to his day. Every morning and evening he passes a pet shop with an aviary along the front. Inside the aviary is a beautiful parrot. Each morning and each evening, upon seeing the lawyer, the bird releases a barrage is disparaging remarks directed at the lawyer.
This goes on day after day...month after month... and finally one morning the lawyer has just had
enough of insults and vulgarities uttered by the bird- he's had clients overhear the comments and is at his wits end.
He storms into the pet store, grabs the owner and tells him that if he doesn't do something about that bird, he's going to sue the owner for
slander! The owner reassures the lawyer the parrot will never speak those hurting words again!
So that evening, on his way home, as the lawyer appraoches the aviary- he notices the bird is still in the window. The lawyer sees the parrot staring at him, and as he passes- just waiting for the bird to start...the bird whipsers to him, "Psst, hey buddy, come here!" The curious lawyer leans near - the bird leans into him, looks him in the eyes and says, "Heh heh heh, yeah, bet you know what I'm thinking!"
Tuesday, May 21st, 2013 - 3:35pm ET
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