were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my
pager, "he said, "I have a micro chip under the skin
of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow
lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained,
"That was my mobile phone. I have a micro chip in my hand."
The hillbilly felt decidedly low tech, but not to be
outdone he decided he had to do something just as
impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the
bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging
from his behind.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The
hillbilly finally said...
"Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."
I know, bad...very bad, but, it gave me a chuckle...
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