Police Looking For $2,700 Toilet Seat

SAN DIEGO -- The seat is thermostatically controlled and circulates hot water to warm the bottom

http://www.wxii12.com/technology/6277905/detail.html


shoot- it better do more than that for $2700 :laugh:

When I was in Japan years back I used one that had all sorts of knobs and functions -- warm water spraying, heat etc. I think it could cost that much. Not in my budget though. It was a toto

Aack! For that kind of money, that seat had better wipe my butt for me! :laugh:

Originally Posted by ResourcePress When I was in Japan years back I used one that had all sorts of knobs and functions -- warm water spraying, heat etc. I think it could cost that much. Not in my budget though. It was a toto

My brother lives in Japan. He and his wife bought a new condo last year which has a very fancy toilet in it. Don't know how expensive they are but it came with the condo. He loves it :laugh:

Um, yes, hello? I'd like to report a robbery.

Yes.

It was a toilet seat.

(A minute later.)

Um, hi, I just called to report a robbery and the last operator hung up on me.

It was a toilet seat.

Yes, I"m serious.

No, I would not waste law enforcement time with jokes and nonsense. I'm very serious.

$2,700.

Yes I'm serious.

NO, it's not "diamond encrusted". Look, I have a serious medical condition, and it isn't funny. I really need that thing. I need to file a report.

What? Oh, it circulates warmth on my bottom. Hey, quit laughing, it helps me go!!!

Listen, after you stop laughing and compose yourself, you think you could send an officer over? I'd reallly like to get to the bottom of this.

HEY, STOP LAUGHING! That was NOT intended to be a joke! I have a serious medical condition!!!

Grrrrrr....never mind!!!!!!!! :mad2:

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