A Wal-Mart store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, where a woman
may go to choose a husband. The instructions at the entrance tell customers
that there are only six floors, and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends to each higher floor.
As the customer opens a door to any floor, she may choose a man from that
floor, but if she goes up a floor, she cannot go back down except to exit the
A woman goes tot he first floor and the sign on the door reads: "Floor No. 1.
These men have jobs."
She proceeds to the next floor where the sign on the door reads: "Floor No. 2.
These men have jobs and love kids."
She proceeds to the next floor where the sign reads: "Floor No. 3. These men
have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking."
She proceeds to the next floor whee the sign reads: "Floor No. 4. These men
have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, and help with the housework."
She proceeds onward to the next floor where the sign reads: "Floor No. 5.
These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the
housework, and have a strong romantic streak."
The woman is tempted to stay at Floor No. 5 and pick out her husband. But
she can't resist the urge to go on to Floor No. 6. She gets there, and the
"Floor No. 6. You are the 6,506,314th visitor to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart's Husband Store. Watch your
step when you exit the building, and have a nice life."
Wednesday, June 19th, 2013 - 3:27am ET
The funny part of this is that i have dated so many losers that i would have been happy with the first floor guy!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!
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