Can somebody help me??!!!!

I have serious problems. My penis is way too small, and I can't satisfy my woman. My breasts are far too small as well.

I would like to refinance my debt, but I don't know where to turn, and I would also like to meet the Christian girl in church who likes me.

Lastly, does anybody know where I can find some barnyard pornography? Thank you.

Sweepy

LOL! I had to dig this one out of my trash. I guess some of them have some redeeming value. At least it made me giggle.
Erwin Sharp the mircle drug for your johnson!

Argh, shame on you. I thought this place was a respite from that nonsense. I have been deluged with it lately. Stupid Yahoo filters are letting it through. MAKE IT STOP

Shame on who! Shame on them, not us! We jest in fun at something that we can't seem to control. There is no shame in that.

If I had my way I would ban those porn spammer people from the planet!

Sweepy, I had the answers to all your problems and more in my e mail today, but I emptied the trash before I logged in here. Don't worry, tomorrow I will have them all again and I would be happy to forward them to you.

I was J/k with the shame on sweepyhead, no offense need be taken.
I get the penis enlargement spammies mostly, what, do I need to grow one now? Cannot stand it, they have been really bad lately. They send them to a huge chunk of Yahoo addys, all in alphabetical order. Youwould think Yahoo would look for that and put the kibosh on it. I even tried to find an addy to suggest such a thing but apparently they don't want people to contact them, I waded thru pages of FAQs and never could find an addy to send my suggestion to.

ok. just checking.. it sounded as if you meant on us .. not us dang it! them!!
They have been really bad lately. I wish Yahoo had a handle on this too!

The spam is really driving me crazy lately too. I get them and the sender is me? I have tried and tried to report this to yahoo with no luck. Like I really want a spam email going out with my email address as the sender and it containing things like penis enlargement or farmtime fun. It is driving me nuts and yahoo is just about to be on the very tip top of my **** list!

I love your post though.......gave me a much needed laugh.

Thanks for the laugh. I can't even begin to tell you how much of this kind of spam I get on a daily basis. So, I can definitely relate!

Why yes I have been feeling depressed about the size of my love tool, how did you know? And you say you can pump up my "gerth" naturally? Do tell! And the very best...ELNARGE Y0RU PENS touchily freshens. Touchily freshens, indeed.

I get this crap too and I always delete it...

besides the size if my "love tool" (great term Moosie!) has not been a problem. It always satisfies ME!

I think you need to take a look as some of those prescription drug sites that a lot of us have heard of through e-mail--they look really great! I bet we can order what we want without a doctor looking at us.

I would be remiss if I failed to mention this one:

Russell the one-eyed wonder muscle

Originally Posted by sweepyhead I have serious problems. My penis is way too small, and I can't satisfy my woman. My breasts are far too small as well. I would like to refinance my debt, but I don't know where to turn, and I would also like to meet the Christian girl in church who likes me. Lastly, does anybody know where I can find some barnyard pornography? Thank you. Sweepy

LOL! You crack me up, that was so funny!