Old  May 22nd, 2020, 4:05pm     #8206
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teeter into the sheriff's office wielding a spider-legged bourbon bottle and complain about the liquor store closing 15 minutes before it's supposed to.

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  Old  May 22nd, 2020, 4:21pm     #8207
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urge ThinLizzy to enter the sheriff's office for any complaints he may have

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  Old  May 25th, 2020, 8:06pm     #8208
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  Old  May 30th, 2020, 10:40pm     #8209
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  Old  June 2nd, 2020, 9:23pm     #8210
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  Old  June 2nd, 2020, 9:29pm     #8211
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  Old  June 4th, 2020, 6:43pm     #8212
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  Old  June 4th, 2020, 9:12pm     #8213
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  Old  June 5th, 2020, 7:22am     #8214
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  Old  June 5th, 2020, 7:08pm     #8215
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  Old  June 6th, 2020, 4:17pm     #8216
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dial 911 to report a chimney-pecking red-bellied woodpecker when I can just shoot the destructive bird with a 22 caliber pellet rifle or fully automatic airsoft AK47.

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  Old  June 7th, 2020, 12:50pm     #8217
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explain to ThinLizzy that I'm the one pecking the chimney.

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  Old  June 8th, 2020, 11:44am     #8218
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  Old  June 8th, 2020, 4:38pm     #8219
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  Old  June 8th, 2020, 8:27pm     #8220
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