Old  January 7th, 2018, 8:01am     #1006
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Whatever happened to "free love"?

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  Old  January 11th, 2018, 5:09pm     #1007
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The whole house humidifier makes an incredible amount of noise and has caused fights here for the past two days.

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  Old  January 21st, 2018, 10:12am     #1008
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I have to go to work tomorrow.

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  Old  January 21st, 2018, 10:21am     #1009
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Today's one liner:
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My son was like "I got a D in my math" and I was like "That's really bad" but my wife was like "You need to stop doing his homework."

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  Old  January 21st, 2018, 10:23am     #1010
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My lips are chapped from the cold.

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  Old  January 21st, 2018, 5:46pm     #1011
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My curling iron is too small for my current haircut.

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  Old  January 22nd, 2018, 9:46pm     #1012
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The sun is going to go out in 4 billion years, and you sit there and act like everything is fine.

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  Old  January 23rd, 2018, 8:11pm     #1013
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It's National Pie Day, and I didn't have a single piece of pie today (unless you count pizza).

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  Old  January 24th, 2018, 2:12pm     #1014
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I am really mad that the power company tree trimmers butchered my big sugar maple again.

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  Old  January 26th, 2018, 5:00pm     #1015
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I can't think of anything to make for dinner, so I guess we'll go out to eat.

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  Old  January 28th, 2018, 2:33pm     #1016
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The dishwasher will sometimes turn over the metal measuring cups and fill them with water, so I have to be careful not to spill that water all over the dry dishes in the lower rack.

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  Old  February 2nd, 2018, 12:26pm     #1017
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My hairdresser just cut my hair too short.

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  Old  February 2nd, 2018, 4:34pm     #1018
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The cycle on my new electric toothbrush (Sonicare 2 now $29 at Walmart - it's awesome) is actually shorter than I would like.

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  Old  February 6th, 2018, 9:29am     #1019
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The snow plow hit our mailbox again.

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  Old  February 6th, 2018, 6:23pm     #1020
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The hub's favorite orchid potting mix seems to have been discontinued.

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