Old  December 13th, 2017, 10:34am     #946
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Chancebunny invites me to go hiking with her in those bear-infested woods.

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  Old  December 13th, 2017, 6:26pm     #947
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Duty bound to intervene, I rush to my friends, but realize I left all of my bear spray in my other coat.

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  Old  December 18th, 2017, 2:24pm     #948
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Eventually, Ravzie FINALLY shows up with her bear spray, but immediately runs away again when she sees that there are also clowns in the melee.

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  Old  December 19th, 2017, 6:26am     #949
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FYI: Clown saves the day, bear runs away in fear.

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  Old  December 19th, 2017, 5:42pm     #950
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Getting a Christmas gift that includes both bears and clowns.

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  Old  December 19th, 2017, 8:18pm     #951
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Having to try to return a gift of bears and clowns.

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  Old  January 10th, 2018, 6:53am     #952
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I dream of being in a breathtaking bear hug with a big burly clown.

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  Old  January 10th, 2018, 7:57am     #953
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Jackie Chan destroys the contents of my house, as well as the walls in the house, with his acrobatic kung fu moves.

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  Old  January 14th, 2018, 10:04am     #954
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Killed by an evil clown, a bear and Jackie Chan.

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  Old  January 14th, 2018, 8:55pm     #955
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Leaping to Ravzie's defense leaves me with a badly sprained ankle and a broken fingernail.

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  Old  January 14th, 2018, 9:34pm     #956
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Managing to escape thanks to CatLoverís help, we lean on each other and limp toward safety - only to be attacked by awssm in an aardvark costume.

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Noticing that awssm the aardvark seems hungry, I gather up a colony of ants to divert him and allow Ravzie and CatLover to escape, then realize that I picked up a nest of fire ants. The only way to get relief from their powerful bites is to rip off my clothes and jump in a nearby icy pond.

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  Old  January 15th, 2018, 6:21am     #958
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Overtaking the opposite sex after overindulging on fire ants makes occupying the outhouse at once my only option!

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Putting salve on chancebunny's bites one by one by one gives awssm the giant fuzzy aardvark enough time to finish his business in the outhouse, so he opens the door and we all fall from the toxic fumes.

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Quixote tilting at windmills brings us back to our senses.

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