Old  September 6th, 2018, 7:28am     #1186
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reported above spammer..

ROFL. Good one Ashook.

(JW122 probably doesn't know that you are the one who reports all the spam posts in the mornings.)


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  Old  September 6th, 2018, 7:32am     #1187
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  Old  September 7th, 2018, 7:29am     #1188
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Only when I can get up earlier than you do!

#TeamBeGone ... LOL

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  Old  September 7th, 2018, 7:39am     #1189
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  Old  September 8th, 2018, 2:08pm     #1190
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Two Priests Go To Hawaii

Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and decided that they would make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.

As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, and so on.

The next morning they went to the beach, dressed in their “tourist” garb and were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine, and the scenery when a drop dead gorgeous blonde in a tiny bikini came walking straight towards them.

They couldn’t help but stare and when she passed them, she smiled and said, “Good morning, Father – Good morning, Father,” nodding and addressing each of them individually, then passed on by.

They were both stunned. How in the world did she recognize them as priests?

The next day they went back to the store, bought even more outrageous outfits – these were so loud, you could hear them before you even saw them – and again settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine, etc…

After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a string bikini this time, came walking toward them again (they were glad they had sunglasses because their eyes were about to pop out of their heads).

Again, she approached them and greeted them individually: “Good morning, Father – Good morning Father,” and started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn’t stand it and said. “Just a minute, young lady. Yes, we are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did YOU know?”

“Oh, Father, don’t you recognize me? I’m Sister Angela!”

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  Old  September 8th, 2018, 11:00pm     #1191
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  Old  September 9th, 2018, 8:14am     #1192
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That was the funniest thing I've heard in a long, long time.

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  Old  September 9th, 2018, 1:04pm     #1193
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  Old  September 9th, 2018, 1:43pm     #1194
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LMAO oh my..I've lost so much coffee reading this thread (spilled or spit-takes)

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  Old  September 12th, 2018, 9:39am     #1196
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A guy is stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years. One day he sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship."

The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft."

Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and she says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years!" he says.

She reaches over, unzips this waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!"

Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?"

He replies, "Ten years!"

She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a flask and gives it to him.

He takes a long swig and says, "Wow! That's fantastic!"

Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it been since you've had some REAL fun?"

And the man replies, "Oh my! Don't tell me you've got a computer in there!"

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  Old  September 14th, 2018, 8:39am     #1198
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And I’ll be drawing more pirates until Talk Like A Pirate Day!

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Did you know alligators can grow up to 15 feet? but most have four.

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