Old  March 15th, 2019, 9:51pm     #1321
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A police officer is walking his beat when he catches with his eye a trail of $50 notes leading into an alley. Curious, he immediately goes in and finds an old woman with two bags of trash dragging on the ground, one of them leaving $50 notes in its wake.

He calls the woman to halt and approaches her.

“Excuse me Mam, but one of your bags has a hole,” he points out.

The woman thanks him profoundly but he, still curious, asks, “Hope you don’t mind me snooping around, but where did you get all that money?”

“Well, you see Mr.Officer,” the old lady explains, “I have a lovely house at the end of the street and it just so happens to be right next to a very famous bar. I don’t mind the noise but every night there are always some drunkards that piss all over my garden,” she said, her voice shaking with indignation.

“So, last night I stood there with my pruning shears and whenever someone got their thingy out, I’d say: ‘$50 bucks or I’ll cut it off!'”

Laughing at the amusing idea of those scared drunkards handing their money, the Police Officer lets her go about her way, but as she turns to go, he jokingly asks, “Is the second bag filled with money too?”

“Well, you know Mr. Officer, not everyone pays.”

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  Old  March 16th, 2019, 8:57am     #1322
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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller
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(If you don't laugh, you'll cry.)

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  Old  March 18th, 2019, 9:46am     #1323
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  Old  March 18th, 2019, 9:50am     #1324
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  Old  March 18th, 2019, 9:19pm     #1325
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A DEA police officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher. From the first second he had a bad attitude about him, annoyed he had to muddy his clean boots out in the country.

He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.”

The rancher says, “Alright, you can search the ranch, but do not go in that field over there.”

The DEA officer, clearly angry, says, “Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me.” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher.

“See this badge? DO you?!? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish, on any land, no questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand me?!?” He shouts.

The rancher nods quietly, apologizes, and goes about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher’s big Santa Gertrudis Bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, as he runs for all he’s worth.

The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs:

“Your badge … Show him your BADGE!!!”

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  Old  March 18th, 2019, 9:44pm     #1326
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