Old  January 11th, 2010, 1:23pm     #16
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I wish you would just GO AWAY! I am so sick of your whining. You put yourself in this situation, NOT ME. Your attitude lately has me contemplating lots of things to get you out of my life for good.

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  Old  January 11th, 2010, 2:09pm     #17
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I was asked to do reviews for a eMag site - mostly book or product reviews. After talking and setting up the column, the editor/owner takes my first piece (Lovely Bones) and adds gossip about the book author and it wasn't pretty or verifiable! I told him to pull it as it was slander and not my writing. He did not tell me I had to write "scum". I won't be writing for them again.
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  Old  January 11th, 2010, 3:25pm     #18
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I have to poop I don't poop at work, the only time I poop here is when the boss is out of town, I poop at home. Wish me luck holding back a turd that is knocking on my back door

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  Old  January 11th, 2010, 4:13pm     #19
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I have to poop I don't poop at work, the only time I poop here is when the boss is out of town, I poop at home. Wish me luck holding back a turd that is knocking on my back door
I used to be like that. Then I realized that the discomfort of going in a public place was infinitely less than the discomfort of waiting until I got home!
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  Old  January 11th, 2010, 4:17pm     #20
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I have to poop I don't poop at work, the only time I poop here is when the boss is out of town, I poop at home. Wish me luck holding back a turd that is knocking on my back door
Let the turd go!

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  Old  January 11th, 2010, 4:31pm     #21
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I have to poop I don't poop at work, the only time I poop here is when the boss is out of town, I poop at home. Wish me luck holding back a turd that is knocking on my back door
Prairie doggin' turds are no fun!!

I can't remember the product name, but it is some kind of drops that you put in the toilet before you go that neutralizes the odor.
Maybe something like this is what you need?

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  Old  January 11th, 2010, 4:57pm     #22
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I have to poop I don't poop at work, the only time I poop here is when the boss is out of town, I poop at home. Wish me luck holding back a turd that is knocking on my back door
Sorry IB-I've been there myself and can offer no real help except maybe a bunch of OLS ever helpful smilies?? Now look turd-you just hold it right there!
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  Old  January 11th, 2010, 5:01pm     #23
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I told my boss I had to poop and he said just go, I don't know why you don't just go I said I can't possibly wink my brown eye in there when you are sitting at a desk 10 feet away I can only poop when you're in Florida

So I am home and doodified, thank you for your support, I couldn't have held on without you

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  Old  January 11th, 2010, 6:04pm     #24
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Wow, I completely and utterly killed a thread. That took talent.

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  Old  January 11th, 2010, 6:16pm     #25
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Stop messing with our income! We created our place due to skill. To give us less hours because some whiney unskilled pain in the @ss is complaining that we work more than he does is hardly fair. Shut up, get a work ethic and do your job. Then maybe you'll deserve something.

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  Old  January 11th, 2010, 7:27pm     #26
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Had to cancel a lunch date since very ill and she accused me of making an excuse. Text'd two others that I lost my voice and trying to even whisper sends me into horrible coughing fits that feels like razors slicing my throat and lungs up and what do they do? They CALL me! I try to whisper I can't talk and they are going, "you there? you there? you there?" Here's your sign...............

Not answering the phone. Shouldn't have then.....
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  Old  January 11th, 2010, 9:59pm     #27
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Wow, I completely and utterly killed a thread. That took talent.
You aren't the only one with that talent. Here is a hint... it won't be the last time either (not saying you are a thread killer, but it just happens )

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  Old  January 11th, 2010, 11:30pm     #28
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I do not like FEDEX. Sorry.
I have some issues with them as well. However, not near as much as I do with UPS.

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  Old  January 12th, 2010, 1:19am     #29
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