Old  August 16th, 2017, 11:30pm     #3046
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Our task must be to free ourselves...by widening our circle of compassion
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  Old  August 17th, 2017, 7:14am     #3047
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I hope that anyone shopping today can find some bargains.

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  Old  August 17th, 2017, 7:17am     #3048
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  Old  August 17th, 2017, 7:29am     #3049
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How smart is your right foot?
This is so frustrating! Give it a go: it will boggle your mind, and if you are anywhere near as stubborn as I am, you will keep trying at least a few more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't.

1) While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2) Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand.

3) Your foot will change direction. I told you so. And, there's nothing you can do about it! Go ahead: KEEP TRYING ALL YOU WANT.

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  Old  August 17th, 2017, 9:46am     #3050
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My foot changed direction too. There may be a few who could do this, but not many, I'm sure.

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  Old  August 17th, 2017, 9:50am     #3051
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Lotsa foot funnies...

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  Old  August 17th, 2017, 10:33am     #3052
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Thanks for all the funnies!

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Bad Poetry Day
ABCs of bad poetry:

So it's bad poetry day, eh?
Then bad poetry it must be
for I cannot rhyme at all, you see?

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If you are a poet
but don't yet know it
Try your hand and
take a stand

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Baby's first poem
I found this one on the web:

I really don't like your peas and carrots
I really don't like your rice and beans
When it comes to eating, I'm still a noob
Forget these solids, I still want boob.

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I'm sure that any poem I came up with would be considered a bad one.

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Don't ask me why
Just give it a try
Can't go wrong today
So, what the hay?

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Hey, hey, hey
It's National Fajita Day
which is all okay
but me myself and I
prefer Ice Cream Pie!
I won't be ordering neither
online
from Amazon
nor the Sears catalog.

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Happy birthday to all these famous people and me.

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Hope you have an awesome birthday!

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