Dog Fight

Bush and Osama

Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all.
They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog
fight. They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the
world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.

Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in
the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves They selected
only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his
siblings, which gave him meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage
needed steel bars that were 5" thick and nobody could get near it.

When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a
strange-looking animal! It was a 9 foot long Dachshund.

Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there was no way that this dog
could possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistani dog.

When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage, and
slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog.

Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the American
Dachshund---but when it got close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened
its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite.

There was nothing left of his dog at all.

Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief,

"We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best
people working for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler
female dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."

"That's nothing,", said Bush.
"We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons working for 5 years to make
that alligator look like a wiener dog."

GOD BLESS AMERICA