ABC Fantasy Island Game

[Nape]

I kept lapsing into Fantasy Island in another thread, so I figure it's time to begin this game. ABCs with a favorite fantasy!

A = All the instant-win games coming up "WINNER!"

[chancebunny]

Bachelors are pursuing me

[Nape]

Clear Channel gives $1 million to BRENT. :smile9:

[JOYWIND]

Dogs and all animals begin to speak English.

[Nape]

Einstein phones me constantly for answers to tomorrow's math assignment.

[chancebunny]

fabulous prizes coming my way

[JOYWIND]

Gifts from the Queen of England including a priceless scepter and tiara :royal:

[Nape]

Health experts announce that being overweight is good for you.

[chancebunny]

ice cream parlor opens up next door to me

[JOYWIND]

Jammies become acceptable everyday attire outside the home.

:)

[Nape]

"Kept Woman" becomes my new job title.

[darttella]

Lots of surprise wins coming in the mail.

[chancebunny]

Money pours in!

[JOYWIND]

No got to work just bang on me drum all day.

:laugh:

[Nape]

Oprah adds my brilliant novel to her Book Club reading list.

[ked]

Pay Pal sends big money gift

[Nape]

Quiz show awards me $100,000.

[chancebunny]

Rabbit Sanctuary that I volunteer at gets a big donation.

[Nape]

Sam Seaborn from The West Wing becomes obsessively infatuated with me.

[chancebunny]

tons of winning email notifications are received

[Heather]

Unbelievable amounts of prizes showing up each day at my doorstep

[Nape]

Verizon sweeps promotors takes me off their ignore list.

[JOYWIND]

Wonder woman powers are bestowed upon my person and I now have the ability to deflect bullets and fly an invisible plane.

[Nape]

X-traordinary luck brings me those killer brownies.

[chancebunny]

yard is transformed by a master gardener

[Nape]

Zipping through those year-end sweeps will take me 10 minutes.

[chancebunny]

answers to contest questions are always something that I know

[darttella]

Being the grand prize winner!

[chancebunny]

chocolate is free for the taking

[pantherpaw]

Don't ever get spam

[chancebunny]

everyone is nice to each other

[JOYWIND]

Feathers from an ostrich were used to fan me by all my male slaves.

[DrJohn]

gigantic hooters everywhere!!! :)

[JOYWIND]

Hair that doesn't need to be chemically processed

[lfw1la]

Um, I can't think of anything that begins with I, so I'll skip right over to J>


JON BON JOVI :love:

[SulaDuck]

Kisses from Harrison Ford awake me every morning

[chancebunny]

lots of land with a fabulous house on it

[JOYWIND]

Martians abduct me and pronounce me Queen and Goddess of their planet where life is flawless and perfect. The martians think I rock the universe!!! :cheer6: :bow:

[chancebunny]

never see "loser" on an instant win

[CharmedHour]

OLS members all become millionaires!!! :gvibes:

[chancebunny]

Prince Charming shows up

[JOYWIND]

Quit cooking since Emeril Lagasse volunteered to be my personal chef.

[Nape]

Relegate cleaning to my household staff.

[JOYWIND]

Steamy, sultry, sensuous monkey love that lasts for hours with Edward Norton.

Here is a picture of my baby totally smitten with the thought of me. :rofl3:

[Nape]

Tobacco cures cancer, heart disease, diabetes, obesity, and wrinkles, and women's complaint.

[JOYWIND]

Unearth ancient artifact worth one hundred bazillion dollars and my friends and family never have to want for anything ever again.

~OR~

Unforgettable steamy, sultry, sensuous monkey love that lasts for hours with Edward Norton. :rofl3:

[DrJohn]

very fine ols babes always in my dreams

[JOYWIND]

Wishes made from blowing out birthday cake candles all come true.

:)

[Nape]

X--O--X--O--X--O over and over from Kevin Kline on our hot New Year's date. :love:

[JOYWIND]

Yard which is acres and acres long as it is wide full of exotic fruits, lush flowers and a private azure blue lake where I can hook up with Edward Norton and have hot monkey love. :laugh:

[Nape]

Zipper noises during my hot dances-with-wolves New Year's date with Kevin Costner. :smile9:

[JOYWIND]

Zipper noises during my hot dances-with-wolves New Year's date with Kevin Costner. :smile9:

OMG, Nape ROFLMAOPIMP!!!! I love you to death. That is the funniest thing I've read ever!! Especially coming from you. I would expect that kind of smut coming from my mouth.

Wow, you are hooking up with Kevin Costner and Kevin Kline on New Year's? You little kinko.

Okay just had to interrupt to say that, game on!!! :laugh: :rofl3: :laugh: :rofl3: :laugh: :rofl3:

[DrJohn]

A is for the other part of Pamela Anderson that I want to bite!

[JOYWIND]

Bodacious king-size bed clad with 300 count silk sheets and magic fingers where Edward Norton and I can have hours of uninterrupted, wild, freaky, uninhibited monkey love.

Woot!!! I love this thread. It makes me tingle.

[Nape]

Carrying roses and Sara Lee cheesecake, Tom Brokaw appears at my door, confesses he has never been married (his "wife" a media hoax), and would I take him in?

[chancebunny]

dates with every hunky actor that I can think of

[JOYWIND]

Escape on a weekly basis to a luxury spa to be smothered in deep tissue massages, pedicures and facials.

[Nape]

Flower delivery trucks compete for parking in front of my house.

[chancebunny]

Gourmet meals delivered daily.

[northbluffer]

Hoping to tingle like joiwind25

[JOYWIND]

:rofl3: Silly Goose!!

Illicit and lewd acts are part of what defines hot, monkey love with Edward Norton. :rofl3:

(I promise that is the last Edward Norton reference)

;)

[northbluffer]

Justifying the time spent on OLS forums as beneficial and illuminating.

[Nape]

Knowing with absolute certainty that joiwind will make no further reference to Edward Norton.

[JOYWIND]

:nana: Lollipop trees grow everywhere just like in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

[Nape]

MENSA officials ask me to "dumb down" the speech I planned to give at the annual convention.

[JOYWIND]

Night vision allows me to snake through the darkness like a cat, seeing everything!!! Cool.

[Nape]

Old Navy discovers a computer glitch, awarding ALL past entrants $10,000 each as compensation.

[JOYWIND]

Private jet whisks me away to Paris to shop for perfume, Germany for bratwurst, England for the changing of the guards, and rushes me home in time to have hot monkey love with.....oh.....never mind!!! *pout* :mad:

[northbluffer]

Telemarketers, salesmen, political campaigners, and Jehovahs Witnesses are all gifted with ESP that allows them to get my "Don't even think about bothering me" message.

[Nape]

Under cover of night, monkeys at the San Diego zoo make hot Norton love.

[JOYWIND]

Victoria's Secret representatives asks me to put on a baggy turtle neck so I don't intimidate the other models before walking down the catwalk.

[northbluffer]

Warm thoughts for others and their outrageous fantasies.

[chancebunny]

x-rated fantasy too hot to tell about

[northbluffer]

Youth, vigor, wealth, and more toys

[chancebunny]

zany people get the respect due to them

[DrJohn]

zany people get the respect due to them

Yes give me the respect!!Haha :)

All the people bow down to my knowledge

[JOYWIND]

Barry White's ghost visits at bedtime and sends me off to sleep by personally serenading me with "Can't Get Enough of Your Love, Babe" in his deep, velvety voice every night.

:sleep2:

[Nape]

Colin Firth loves and admires me ardently.

[chancebunny]

diamond earrings, necklaces, bracelets, rings and a tiara

[Nape]

Elle, Vanity Fair, Vogue, and all the other top fashion magazines allow only healthy models at realistic weights.

[chancebunny]

fudge turns out to be a health food

[JOYWIND]

Graciously accept the "International Goddess of All" Award for 2003.

*thank you, thank you* :encore:

[Nape]

Guess what I've been eating tonight, Chancebunny? FUDGE. YUMMMMMMMM! :yummy:

And Joiwind, you would not BELIEVE the dreams I had last night. And I KNOW they occurred because of this thread! :blush:


Each former jerky boyfriend I've ever had calls tomorrow to say this: "Nape, I have been a ______________. Tell me what I can do to make it up to you."
And then they do it.

[northbluffer]

Fine fantasy of Nape 9393 gives me something to dream about tonight.

[chancebunny]

(I think we're on H now?)

Hollywood beckons me to be the newest superstar.

[northbluffer]

Intellectuals from around the world promote the Northbluffer Diet

[JOYWIND]

And Joiwind, you would not BELIEVE the dreams I had last night. And I KNOW they occurred because of this thread! :blush:


:rofl3: It's my pleasure. I consider it public service. It's generous things like this that got me nominated for "International Goddess of All". Don't worry, that won't stop me from hanging out in here though. :rofl3:

Jolly Green Giant becomes security of my estate making me feel safe and sound all while providing me with a lifetime supply of vegetables.

[DrJohn]

Kidding around in the hot tub with Shania Twain

[JOYWIND]

Lagoon on my own private island is plentiful with an endless supply of lobster for my daily diet. :yum:

[chancebunny]

money rains down from the sky

[Nape]

Newman's Own committee nominates me "Humanitarian of the Century."

[chancebunny]

Online-Sweepstakes names me member of the year

[JOYWIND]

**Poster child for elegance and grace**

:royal:

[Nape]

Queer Eye For The Straight Guy cast pronounces me perfect as is.

[CharmedHour]

Rich woman from Gasport, NY donates millions to animal charities! :cheer3:

[Nape]

Sources close to Bill and Hillary say they're too intimidated to play Trivial Pursuit with me.

[JOYWIND]

Temper tantrum thrown by Halle Berry when she learns I will be walking down the red carpet on Oscar night right before her. She just hates to be upstaged. :rolleyes:

[Nape]

Sometimes Halle doesn't show at all. Her agent hires me as her body double.

[DrJohn]

I think it's on "u"

Unusual mound in back yard turns out to be buried treasure

[JOYWIND]

Victorious in friendly little tennis match with Serena Williams at the club and receive luncheon in my honor to celebrate my little feat.

[DrJohn]

Winning the affection of everyone

[darttella]

X-Ray Telescope showing up on my doorstep

[JOYWIND]

Winning the affection of everyone

Awwwww, look at how cute you are. I think it is safe to say you have mastered that already in reality PS. ;)

X-tra large walk-in closet for my excessive amounts of Manolo Blahniks and Prada handbags.

[chancebunny]

Young studs fulfilling my every need

[JOYWIND]

Zero balance on mortgage and outstanding debts. *w00t*

[northbluffer]

Art world acclaims Northbluffer primitive paintings a "new and exciting art form".

[chancebunny]

BBQ potato chips have no calories

[Nape]

(Sorry for screwing up the alphabet in earlier posts. This thread got me so excited I forgot it was an ABC game.)

Coke Music locates my entries and gives me the run of the place.

[SulaDuck]

Daydreams become reality

[northbluffer]

Ed Norton dumps Hollywood to enter the Priesthood; Celibacy appeals to him.

[mycology]

Friday nights are booked till 2005

[chancebunny]

Godiva Chocolates delivered weekly

[SulaDuck]

Hawaii moves within walking distance to Midland, Michgan.

[JOYWIND]

Ed Norton dumps Hollywood to enter the Priesthood; Celibacy appeals to him.


Northbluffer, SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!!!!!!! :sob: :cry: My hot monkey love made Edward want to become a priest?? I will wear this scar for life!! Waaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!

Game On:

Invasion of Joiwind25 Worshippers force me into hiding with my entourage in tow to a secluded Irish castle until they can just calm down a bit. Being an icon is hard.

[Nape]

Joiwind icon, the design and copyright owned by Nape, sells at Sotheby's for $7.5 million.

[JOYWIND]

http://pages.prodigy.net/bestsmileys1/signs/Funny_post.gif

LOL, I just love you Nape!! Better watch out. Now that Ed is out of the picture you may become my new fetish!! :smile9:

Kilimanjaro, as in Mount Kilimanjaro, is what I climb to warm up before my real work out commences.

;)

[SulaDuck]

lavendar-scented bubble bath is the WORST part of my day

[Nape]

Mr. Darcy (played by Colin Firth in the film version of Pride And Prejudice) loves and admires me ardently and carries me on his white horse to Pemberley.

:love:

[lfw1la]

Never-ending supply of ice-cold bottled water.

[Nape]

Over objections from their agents, Simon and Garfunkel interrupt their tour to sing for me in my living room.

[lfw1la]

Pastry chef from the White House decides to quit and come cook for me.

[chancebunny]

Quit shaving legs and wearing make-up, and everyone thinks that I'm even more beautiful. :laugh:

[northbluffer]

Restaurant Association offers me and my associates free meals 24/7 at all 4 star establishments to make up for a mediocre meal I had last week.

[DrJohn]

Superman wants to know my secrets for strength and agility

[lfw1la]

Quit shaving legs and wearing make-up, and everyone thinks that I'm even more beautiful. :laugh:

Can I come and live on your island? (LOL) :laugh:



The kids listen to everything I say, and think I am the smartest mom in the world.

[chancebunny]

US decides to become a monarchy and makes me the queen

[SulaDuck]

Village People change song from Y M C A to S U L A

[Nape]

Village People change song from Y M C A to S U L A


:sing: "S----U-L-A!" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

West Wing writers phone me for advice on how to keep the show in the Top Ten.

[Jhenderkott]

x-tra wins all around

[northbluffer]

Young models volunteer for Northbluffer's primitive body painting seminar

[lfw1la]

Zeroes added to my husbands paycheck, changing the amount from 5 figures to 7 figures!!!

[DrJohn]

Ass kickin' delivered to panthers by DA COWBOYS!

[Nape]

Beyonce wants to know my secrets for staying fit.

[DrJohn]

Christina Aguilera wants me to rub her back(I want to rub her front)

[northbluffer]

Delegates from several developing countries seek audience with HRM, Queen Chancebunny

[DrJohn]

Elizabeth Hurley comes over for love lessons

[JOYWIND]

Franklin Mint wants to stop all production on their Princess Di collection to uphold my image into millions of faberge eggs and porcelain dolls.

[chancebunny]

Grand prize winner for every sweepstakes that I enter

[lfw1la]

Ghiradelli closes down it's California operations and relocates to South Louisiana! And they give free cookies every Wednesday!

[northbluffer]

Her Royal Majesty Chancebunny bestows knighthood on several OLS sweepers.

[Jhenderkott]

Infants are safe from Michael Jackson and the crocodile hunter

[chancebunny]

Jewelry chest is filled with gems in every color of the rainbow

[JOYWIND]

Karmic law declares all my spiritual debts are paid and I have a fresh, clean slate with room to spare.

[chancebunny]

love slaves are at my command

[northbluffer]

Monkey love videos now available at WalMart.

[lfw1la]

Nutra-sweet actually begins to taste like real sugar.

[chancebunny]

onions don't make me cry when I chop them

[lfw1la]

People get along with each other , all the time. :gvibes:

[DrJohn]

Queer Eye is made ito a movie starring Micheal Jackson,Ru Paul,and Boy George

[northbluffer]

Reviews of said movie are brutal!

[northbluffer]

Straight members of said movie have terminal nausea.

[chancebunny]

Tyler Florence comes to my house to be my personal um... chef

[DrJohn]

Tyler Florence comes to my house to be my personal um... chef
Undercover antics are sure to follow

[Nape]

Vericose vein patterns form the winning lottery numbers.

[northbluffer]

Well water has a distinct Old Forester nip to it.

[Nape]

X-tra storage sheds needed to hold my Gold Coke Music wins.

[darttella]

Yards and yards of free fabric

[SulaDuck]

Zorro is immediately available if I need help opening a letter.

[northbluffer]

All spammers computers die simultaneously.

[SulaDuck]

Bill Gates covets my riches.

[JOYWIND]

Conspiracy to rid the world of all men whose vehicles reflect compensation for a small penis and utter lack of personality finally transpires.

[chancebunny]

dust all over my house turns out to be gold dust

[Nape]

Energy Czars marvel at my limitless productivity.

[chancebunny]

Fortune Magazine names me the wealthiest person on earth

[northbluffer]

George W. finally says "Northbluffer, I need some help here".

[Nape]

HGTV is so horrified by the condition of my house they offer me a free ultimate extreme maximum spectacularific $100,000 home makeover.

[SulaDuck]

Isadora Duncan puts Swiffers on her feet to dance away the dust from my floors.

[Nape]

John Travolta Swiffers my floors. :nana:

[DrJohn]

Kate Hudson moves in next door and sunbathes au natural

[Nape]

Lifetime TV won't make a movie about me. They say my life has been just too perfect and unblemished.

[chancebunny]

magic powers are bestowed upon me

[Nape]

Naughty young studmuffins perform household repairs while undulating to "Bolero."

[lilmadness]

Oranges start turning to gold

[lfw1la]

Pizza actually makes you LOSE weight.

[northbluffer]

Quick asset review reveals I've got it all!

[Nape]

Regis wouldn't allow me to go on Millionaire. The sponsors simply couldn't afford the risk.

[Jhenderkott]

Santa stops by --he forgot to drop off my brand new car on christmas

[chancebunny]

truckloads of prizes arrive at my house

[lfw1la]

Unlimited entries on all sweepstakes for ME ONLY!!!!! :smile9:

[darttella]

Very Big televisions in my living room

[lfw1la]

Wine becomes the national drink of Fantasy Island.

[northbluffer]

Wine becomes the national drink of Fantasy Island. Yes!!!

X & R rated programming shifted to 1 - 6 a.m. time slot

[Nape]

Yo-Yo Ma signs with the OLS Symphony Orchestra for a one-night-only Valentine's concert.

[chancebunny]

zinnias sprout up all over the world to delight people and butterflies

[northbluffer]

All OLS sweepers hit multiple instant wins today.

[lfw1la]

Bigger and Better and More Sweeps offered by large greedy companies.

[chancebunny]

constellation in the shape of a bunny is named after me

[JOYWIND]

Don Juan DeMarco takes charm and romance lessons from my hubby.

There are four questions of value in life... What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same. Only love.

~~Don Juan DeMarco but plagiarized from Mr. Joiwind25.

;)

[northbluffer]

extra entries awarded for good attitude.

[chancebunny]

four star restaurants bring me daily meals

[JOYWIND]

Guggenheim Museum feels privleged to have received the "doodles" I did while on the phone. They compare me to Andy Warhol, open a new wing on the museum and dedicate it to me.

[chancebunny]

HGTV picks me as the winner of the Dream House

[Nape]

Ivy League schools vye to award me honorary doctorates. :grad:

[northbluffer]

Junk food is slimming, and improves memory and vitality.

[mamaduckie]

kids are always provided for and well loved everywhere

[rocko]

Loads & loads of affidavits in the mailbox...

[lfw1la]

Millionaire tv calls and says "We were so stupid not to choose you when Regis was on, why don't you come on now. Nobody has won in months and we know you can pull it off. We desperately need the ratings. We'll send 1st class tickets. Come on down!"

[northbluffer]

new wine cellar is graciously stocked by the finest wineries in the World.

[lfw1la]

Oprah decides to invest all of her money in fantasy Island. She asks my opinion on all aspects of running the place.

[chancebunny]

prize wins arrive daily

[northbluffer]

Queen Chancebunny declares every Friday and Monday as national holidays, ushering in the 24 hour work week.

[lfw1la]

Regis calls and says he want me to replace Kelly. He'll even give me top billing. My first interview: Jon Bon Jovi. :smile9:

[chancebunny]

Salaries are raised for everyone, even though I have declared that Fridays and Mondays are national holidays.

[lfw1la]

Teachers' salaries (and police and firefighters, basically the underpaid) go way up. Pop-Tarts (Britney, Christina and the like) salaries' go way down. :)

[northbluffer]

Used cars are sold with 100,000 mile no-limit warranty

[trinabrous]

living in a self cleaning house

[Nape]

Vegetables appear in front of me ready to eat so I never have to cook or clean them.

[SulaDuck]

Waistlines are reduced by sitting at the 'puter :type:

[Nape]

X-perts agree that eating bags of Hershey products guarantees grand prize wins in their sweeps.

[northbluffer]

Yummy rich desserts are calorie free.

[Nape]

Zipping around in my Grand Prize Mini Cooper really is as fun as it looks.

[lfw1la]

"Absolutely Stunning", is the message I get when I stand in front of my magic mirror. :royal:

[Nape]

Bert Parks could not, in good conscience, sing to another woman once he beheld my beauty.

[lfw1la]

CASH prizes! Every sweep every time!!! :smile9:

[Mike]

Damn Cokemusic finally gives me a guitar win :worry:

[trinabrous]

Grocery stores that deliver and put away the groceries

[lfw1la]

Grocery stores that deliver and put away the groceries

A,B,C,D,G??? :worry:


"Everybody Loves Lana" is the title of my new sitcom. Ray Ramono just wasn't pulling in enough viewers. :laugh:

[chancebunny]

Fantasies do come true--I found out about a great win yesterday.

(And thanks again for everyone's wonderful comments--it's so nice of all you guys and meant a lot to me. Keep entering everyone, and I wish even better wins for all of you.)

[SulaDuck]

Garage needs to be expanded to fit my fleet of cars.

[lfw1la]

Holiday Inn, no more baby, I'm staying at the Four Seasons in the Presidential Suite!! :royal:

[chancebunny]

itemized list of my wins is so long that it fills up several spiral notebooks

[lfw1la]

Jon Bon Jovi moves to Fantasy Island. :love:

[Ziggywag]

Keanu Reeves rings my doorbell

[trinabrous]

laughing burns more calories than running, exercising, etc.

(better Lan? ABC...:)

[SulaDuck]

Moodrings are continuously registering HAPPY

[trinabrous]

Never have to wake up to an alarm clock

[lfw1la]

One brand spanking new Buick Rainier parked in my garage. :royal:

[chancebunny]

practice is not needed for me to be able to master any musical instrument.

[Nape]

Quivering and quaking, Colin Firth can't get enough of me.

[chancebunny]

riches beyond my imagination

(What happened to the two Kevins, nape? Are they waiting in the wings after Colin leaves?)

[Ziggywag]

Super Rockstar Ziggywag :laugh:

[chancebunny]

Tour manager for Super Rockstar Ziggywag--so I get to travel the world.

[trinabrous]

Universal free pass to all movie theaters

[lfw1la]

Vehicles with no toxic emissions and they all get 75 MPG!!!

[Ravzie]

World peace is achieved as I take on the title of Supreme High Leader of the Planet.

[trinabrous]

X-ray vision ...(eww! maybe not!)

[chancebunny]

yard man is great at gardening and also at indoor activities :)

[Nape]

Zip code specially designated for Fantasy Island.

[chancebunny]

always chocolate on hand

[SulaDuck]

Bra is unnecessary because I'm so *perky*
:smile11:

[lfw1la]

Bra is unnecessary because I'm so *perky*
:smile11:

:laugh:


Chocolate has the health benefits of broccoli.

[northbluffer]

Desserts have no calories if followed with champagne.

[trinabrous]

Every Instant Win is A Winner!!!!!!!

[lfw1la]

Fat can be rubbed off with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. :cheer7:

[Nape]

The Think System is an effective alternative to exercise.

[lfw1la]

Great selection of DVD's that can be checked out (for free) from your local library. They don't charge you a penny if you bring them back late.

[chancebunny]

homes in various vacation spots

[northbluffer]

Investors clamor for SulaDuck's secret "perky" pill.

[Nape]

Frenzied parents mob Toys R Us for Hasbro's "Go-Go My Perky Duck."

[trinabrous]

ABC...nape...:)

Just click and win.... and YOU WOULD REALLY WIN!