Mowing, beer & nosey neighbor

[unclebill]

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer
and watching my wife mow the lawn.

The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came
over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"

I took a drink from my can of Coors Light, wiped the cold foam from my
lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into
the eyes of this nosey ass neighbor and then calmly replied,

"I am. That's why she cuts the grass."

[mrbike]

:rofl3: :rofl3:

[playwanda]

Lol !!!!!!

[Galfishin66]

:rofl3: :rofl3: :rofl3:

[judyconroy]

ha ha ha loved it!

[jillian3445]

:smile9:

[HYDEIST]

Frickin' hilarious! :cheer6:

[epcarroll]

45 yr old lady was having surgery, during the surgery, she has an out of body experience! As she faces God, she asks, "God, is it my time", No my child you still have 45yrs 4 hrs and 7 min to live he says....so before leaving the hospital, she decides to have LIPOSUCTION, TUMMY TUCK, FACE LIFT, BOOB JOB...as she is leaving the hospital, she is HIT by a speeding car and KILLED... :( when she faces God again, she demands to know why he didn;t save her from the speeding car............God replies.... :look: GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLL I DIDN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE YOU.... :cheer6:

[snowmyst]

great :rofl3: :rofl3: :rofl3:

[lvanhook]

:rofl3: :rofl3: :rofl3: :rofl3:

[james_fahrenkamp]

:rofl3: :rofl3: :rofl3:

[ouachitagurrl]

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w29/ouachitagurrl/jumping0045.gifThat was funny. Can't wait to tell it to hubby tomorrow. He's always got the good "man" jokes. Now i've got a funny one to tell him.

[CelesteDawn]

:smile9: :rofl3: :rofl3:

[jordan123]

:highfive: :sing: :sing: :sing: