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StarbucksAddict
April 23rd, 2003, 12:11pm
Local News
4/21/2003 1:26:57 PM
http://www.leadertelegram.com/story.asp?id=25907

Student suspected of stealing 854 pairs of panties, police say

Pamela Powers
Menomonie News Bureau

MENOMONIE -- Police say a 22-year-old UW-Stout student wasn’t hunting for Easter eggs but thong panties when he broke into a rental home Sunday in Menomonie.

Anthony Scholfield, 516˝ S. Broadway St., was in custody this morning at the Dunn County Jail and is scheduled to appear in court today.

Eight women, ages 20 to 22, living at a rental home in the 900 block of Eighth Street East reported thong-style panties missing after break-ins during Thanksgiving and the university’s spring break.

“Entry there had always been through a basement window,” Menomonie Police Sgt. Todd Swartz said. “Over this weekend we thought because the students were going home for Easter we would monitor it.”

According to police reports:

At about 4:45 a.m. Sunday an officer noticed a basement window on the south side of the rental home had been broken into. Police set up a perimeter around the home and waited about a half-hour when a man, later identified as Scholfield, opened the west side back door. He spotted one of the officers, went back into the rental home and locked the door.

Police forced their way into the home and arrested Scholfield, citing him for burglary and criminal property damage.

Scholfield did not have anything in his possession, but he admitted he had broken into the home before and agreed to have police look for a sack containing about 75 pairs of women’s panties in his apartment. Six of the 75 pairs were identified by one of the women living in the rental home.

Scholfield told police he was participating in panty raids to get the women’s underwear.

After obtaining a warrant, officers searched Scholfield’s apartment and found 854 pairs of thong-style underwear, Swartz said. All of the panties were small or extra-small in size.

“They were in containers in the closet and found in dresser drawers,” Swartz said. “We’re thinking he may have gone to different house parties and taken three pair here, four pair there. Some women might even be embarrassed even to report it.”

Menomonie Police Investigator Michael Mason said panty raids do occur, but he is not aware of a suspect having this number of potentially stolen panties in his possession before.

Lutzplay2
April 23rd, 2003, 12:28pm
That can't be true, as I am his 1 and only ALIBI!!!!!!!!:cheer: :laugh: :cheer: :laugh:

meowpossum
April 23rd, 2003, 12:29pm
The arrest record's today's Smoking Gun <a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/doc_o_day/doc_o_day.shtml">Document of the Day</a>.

WKRP2002
April 23rd, 2003, 12:34pm
:shocked3: :nono: :shock: Say it aint so ShakeMan.

jaybat
April 23rd, 2003, 12:36pm
Obviously the moral of the story is to quit at 853 (I still have a long way to go).

Current
April 23rd, 2003, 9:56pm
Hmmmph. I guess my panties weren't enough for him. Just like a man....he wasn't happy with paradise. Oh well...

elainmir
April 23rd, 2003, 10:04pm
Lisa Sweetie, you know after he saw you that day........I saw him next so he's covered ! ALIBI CITY BABY! And besides he told me that thong underwear just do not do a thing for him.......GRANNY PANTIES all the way..........:D

keeks
April 23rd, 2003, 10:08pm
This really gives new meaning to the word "issues." :shock:

JOYWIND
April 24th, 2003, 9:50am
Good going, Shake, had to get cocky and greedy and couldn't stop at 853 pair of panties. BTW, I would like my pair of heather Victoria's Secret back and sterilized please.

StarbucksAddict
April 24th, 2003, 9:59am
Originally posted by joiwind25
BTW, I would like my pair of heather Victoria's Secret back and sterilized please.

:rofl2: :rofl3: :rofl2:

Shake-Man
April 26th, 2003, 11:12am
It was actually 856 pair. They didn't confiscate the two pair that I was wearing....I mean, no, I was never there. I gotz mad alibis.

aprilgup
April 26th, 2003, 11:34am
I know this might seem like an incredibly silly question, so please humor me. Is that a real picture of you Shakeman? Cuz if it is you look a whole lot like that married with children son.

Jayd
April 27th, 2003, 1:29am
Originally posted by aprilgup
I know this might seem like an incredibly silly question, so please humor me. Is that a real picture of you Shakeman? Cuz if it is you look a whole lot like that married with children son.
Oh, Bud! lol

MrDave
April 30th, 2003, 10:54am
Grand Master B

CappoMan
May 11th, 2003, 1:23am
DAMN...Shake-Man rulez...all those panties...what would a man do?????