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Anewgranny
December 24th, 2006, 8:12am
On the First day of Sweepstaking
My entry gave to me
Spend Money and Your Shipping's Free
On the 2nd day of Sweepstaking
My entry gave to me
2 error pages and
Spend money and your shipping's free
On the 3rd day of Sweepstaking
My entry gave to me
3 losing spins
2 error pages and
spend money and your shipping's free
On the 4th day of Sweepstaking
My entry gave to me
4 hours wasted
3 losing spins
2 error pages
and spend money and your shipping's free
On the 5th day of Sweepstaking
my entry gave to me
FIVE NAIR SAMPLES...
4 hours wasted
3 losing spins
2 error pages and
spend money and your shipping's free
On the 6th day of Sweepstaking
My entry gave to me
6 losing instants
FIVE NAIR SAMPLES
4 hours wasted
3 losing spins
2 error pages and
spend money and your shipping's free
On the 7th day of Sweepstaking
My entry gave to me
7 new newsletters
6 losing instants
FIVE NAIR SAMPLES
4 wasted hours
3 losing spins
2 error pages and
spend money and your shipping's free
ON the 8th day of Sweepstakes
My entry gave to me
8 pages of spam
7 new newsletters
6 losing instants
FIVE NAIR SAMPLES
4 wasted hours
3 losing spins
2 error pages and
Spend money and your shipping's free
On the 9th day of sweepstaking
my entry gave to me
9 Robo mis-fills
8 pages of spam
7 new newsletters
6 losing instants
FIVE NAIR SAMPLES
4 wasted hours
3 losing spins
2 error pages and
Spend money and your shipping's free
ON the 10th day of Sweepstaking
My entry gave to me
10 forgot to opt outs
9 Robo mis-fills
8 pages of spam
7 new newsletters
6 losing instants
FIVE NAIR SAMPLES
4 wasted hours
3 losing spins
2 error pages and
Spend money and your shipping's free
ON the 11th day of Sweepstaking
My entry gave to me
11 Fed-Ex drive bys
10 forgot to opt outs
9 Robo mis-fills
8 pages of spam
7 new newsletters
6 losing instants
FIVE NAIR SAMPLES
4 wasted hours
3 losing spins
2 error pages and
Spend money and your shipping's free
ON the 12th day of Sweepstaking
My entry gave to me
12 months of bad luck
11 Fed-Ex drive bys
10 forgot to opt outs
9 Robo mis-fills
8 pages of spam
7 new newsletters
6 losing instants
FIVE NAIR SAMPLES
4 wasted hours
3 losing spins
2 error pages and
Spend money and your shipping's free!!!!!

Merry, Happy, Jolly Holidays/Christmas/Hanukkah to all.
Even if you didn't win a GP this year, 2007 feels like Heaven! :halo:

KathBrat
December 24th, 2006, 8:22am
:laugh:

The Nair samples just kills me

Full Monte Carlo
December 24th, 2006, 8:27am
very funny thx for the humor, only 8 pages of spam you're doing great, Merry Christmas!

KeithaGano
December 24th, 2006, 8:30am
Very nice! Hope your 2007 brings you better luck!

sandee_w1963
December 24th, 2006, 8:33am
:rolleyes:
Oh how true you words are. Most days feel like that....that is why we feel so great to win even the smallest prizes cause we see so many of the things you mentioned on a daily basis. Almost makes ya wanna quit till you win some small object, then you are hooked again !
You forgot for the list unordered magazines......thats a biggie that I think we all see.
Great peopm....should be posted every year at christmas time. :)

hummer85
December 24th, 2006, 8:34am
Boy can I relate to this one! Merry Christmas to all!

EvilEvie
December 24th, 2006, 8:34am
Great imagination! And WAY to true!!!

Merry Christmas

:gift: :gift: :gift: :gift: :gift: :gift: :gift:

jonesies
December 24th, 2006, 8:37am
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: How funny!!!

mzsuzuki
December 24th, 2006, 8:38am
I just finished playing my instants for today...and was feeling down....then I read your wonderful spin on the 12 days of Christmas and I am ready to play again...Tuesday!

Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanzaa! :jump:

Stagemother
December 24th, 2006, 8:58am
Great poem!! I laughed out loud. Definitely the story of my sweeps, too. Merry Christmas and a Winning 2007 to all of OLS (we've earned it!) :smile9:

LadyCat
December 24th, 2006, 9:00am
THANKS I NEEDED THAT WAS A GREAT PICK ME UP :gift:

prklug
December 24th, 2006, 9:08am
Very creative, and oh, how true!
But we all keep going, don't we? In hopes of that dvd, cs, t-shirt, hat and sometimes, something HUGE!

Here's to everyone who dreams big! May 2007 be your banner year!

ResourcePress
December 24th, 2006, 9:25am
Youi're so creative, so don't forget to enter some writing contests. Hope your luck is much better in 2007. Merry Holidays to you.

Breadman
December 24th, 2006, 9:25am
:yay: very creative :laugh:

jafarhie
December 24th, 2006, 9:27am
death @ 5 Nair Samples :laugh:

infinitybean
December 24th, 2006, 9:30am
You're so creative, so don't forget to enter some writing contests.

I was thinking the same thing!

That was so clever and funny - thanks so much for sharing it! :gvibes:
Happy holidays and here's to a prosperous and winning new year! :toast:

italiankitty99
December 24th, 2006, 9:32am
:laugh: Very funny and oh so true.

linky99
December 24th, 2006, 9:35am
that was the best thing I've read today! Thanks :laugh:

rdhill007
December 24th, 2006, 9:35am
Right there with ya, only I couldn't even get one nair sample.

MisConduckt
December 24th, 2006, 9:35am
you :laugh: left out the bacardi party pack :laugh:

LulingLady
December 24th, 2006, 9:40am
Loved it !

jminton
December 24th, 2006, 9:41am
awesome..thanks for the laughs
the best of luck to all in 2007

Ladybigmac
December 24th, 2006, 9:42am
Thanks for your sense of humor. It reminds us that we need to keep our sense of humor close at hand all the time. Sometimes sweeping gets too serious and you have pulled us back from the edge!!

Merry Christmas or Happy whatever-your-holiday happens to be!!

twoandone
December 24th, 2006, 9:43am
:laugh: That is great!!

brushes
December 24th, 2006, 10:40am
:laugh: Your singing my song :laugh:

texas2step
December 24th, 2006, 11:16am
That made my day! Thanks. :laugh: :laugh:

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karen4322
December 24th, 2006, 1:58pm
Thanks for the laugh! That was great! :laugh:

sharkaye
December 24th, 2006, 2:14pm
Too funny!!! Unfortunately, true in my case as well! Hope you have a winning 2007!

SonyaD81
December 24th, 2006, 2:19pm
That was so cute! :laugh:

Tobytob
December 26th, 2006, 10:03am
Great!! :toot:

I got plenty of Nair, but the Nestle basketball game laughs at me! :gvibes:

crazy2winstuff
December 26th, 2006, 10:18am
Funny!!

diesel51
December 26th, 2006, 10:22am
Happy Holidays and many wins to all.