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March 15th, 2003, 10:05am
Saw this on AOL today.......cracked me up!!!

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MALE SWEAT BRIGHTENS WOMEN'S MOODS


Sweating it out over a big date this weekend? If you're a guy, that could be just the ticket, according to a human biology study released on Friday.

Biologists at the University of Pennsylvania said they found male perspiration had a surprisingly beneficial effect on women's moods. It helps reduce stress, induces relaxation and even affects the menstrual cycle.

"This suggests there may be much more going on in social settings like singles' bars than meets the eye," said Charles Wysocki, an adjunct professor of animal biology at Penn's School of Veterinary Medicine.

In a study to be published in the journal Biology of Reproduction, researchers collected samples from the underarms of men who refrained from using deodorant for four weeks. The extracts were then blended and applied to the upper lips of 18 women, aged 25 to 45.

The women rated their moods on a fixed scale for a period of six hours. The findings suggested something in the perspiration brightened their moods and helped them feel less tense. Blood analyses also showed a rise in levels of the reproductive luteinizing hormone that typically surge before ovulation.

Wysocki, a study co-author, said the research could point to a "chemical communication" subtext between the sexes that enables men and women to coordinate their reproductive efforts subliminally.

There was no sign women were sexually aroused by male perspiration. In fact, the women never suspected they had men's sweat under their noses and believed they were helping to test alcohol, perfume or lemon floor wax.

"The study was done in quite a sterile environment. It's not strange that they were not thinking sexual thoughts," said Wysocki. "In a more sensual setting, exposure to these odors might facilitate the emergence of sexual mood or feelings."

Funded by the National Institutes of Health, researchers said the study could lead to new fertility therapies and treatments for premenstrual syndrome if the active agent in male perspiration could be isolated.

FaithHopeJoy
March 15th, 2003, 10:20am
Oh yuck! I find B.O. to be a turn off for me. Glad that didn't put that stuff on my lips!!

groovyguru
March 15th, 2003, 10:31am
Years ago I read that females exposed to male perspiration had more regular periods (generally considered a good thing). The BO is caused by waste products caused by bacteria. Pure sweat does not have a strong odor.

Scary Snarky toaD
March 15th, 2003, 10:36am
I've got a cool book called Sex and the Brain by Diane Desimone and Jo Durden-Smith and it goes into some detail about cool things like that. To quote:

"Pheromones are the products of specialized scent glands, in humans found in, but not confined to, the arm pits. They appear in urine, including human urine. . . "Smell itself, indeed, is in some mysterious ways in humans fundamental to sex. The nose, first of all, is made up of the same sort of erectile tissue as the female's c******* and male's p****."

The book explains a double blind test (lol) to see if both sexes reacted to opposite gender pheromones, and discovered men didn't seem to be affected either way by one female's "exudability" over another. But it was quite different with females -- females were always more likely to be attracted to men who -- upon genetic review -- possessed the most dissimilar genetic coding from that woman's own. (Which makes sense as that would better assure diversity in a chromosomal pool) and may also further help to explain why opposites very often do attract.

It also helps explain how often men can be chemically "drawn" to all women (happy to capture many fish in his reproductive nets), while women are likely to have more discriminating tastes..

Ain't science facinating!

Overheard in a bar, "Yeah, I just gave her a beer and waved my pitts at her and she was all mine!"

(Hm, is that graphic representation overly pornographic enuf to risk tender ears? Wasn't sure so put R warning up.)

jaybat
March 15th, 2003, 2:53pm
Toad used asterisks, I'm telling!

"Pheromones are the products of specialized scent glands, in humans found in, but not confined to, the arm pits. They appear in urine, including human urine. . . "Smell itself, indeed, is in some mysterious ways in humans fundamental to sex. The nose, first of all, is made up of the same sort of erectile tissue as the female's c******* and male's p****."

I wonder if that would go toward explaining Michael Jackson, considering he's had so much of his nose removed?

daisy3600
March 16th, 2003, 11:16am
But FOUR weeks with no Right Guard??!!! EEEKKK!!!