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whist
March 14th, 2003, 1:30pm
The following were actually taken from classified ads in the newspaper:


* Free yorkshire terrier. 8 Years old. Hateful little dog.


* Free puppies: 1/2 cocker spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

* Free puppies:
Part german shepherd, part stupid dog

* Found: Dirty white dog. Looks like a rat...Been out awhile.. Better be a reward.

* 1 Man, 7 woman hot tub -- $850/offer

* Snow blower for sale...Only used on snowy days.

* 2 Wire mesh Butchering Gloves: 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair: $15

* Cows for sale: Never bred calves. Also: 1 gay bull for sale.

* Nordic Track $300. Hardly used, call Chubby

* Bill's Septic Cleaning: "We haul American-made products"

* Hummels: Largest Selection ever: "If it's in stock, we have it!"

* Harrisburg: Postal Employees Gun Club

* Georgia Peaches: California Grown - 89 cents lb.

* Nice parachute: Never opened - used once

* Tired of working for only $9.75 Per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 - $9 per hour.

* Our sofa will seat the whole mob. 100% Italian leather.

* Alzheimer's Center prepares for An Affair To Remember

* Open house: Body shapers toning salon - free coffee & donuts

* For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 Volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 Negotiable. No longer needed. Recently married; wife knows everything.


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1morx
March 14th, 2003, 2:03pm
TOO FUNNY!!!!
ROFLMAO

ljs39
March 14th, 2003, 2:04pm
:cheer: Thanks for the laughs! Those are hilarious!:laugh:
_____
Lori

kimberlypp
March 14th, 2003, 2:14pm
Those were to cute!

pinkroses
March 14th, 2003, 6:29pm
:cheer: very good.... :laugh2:

Kim4oz
March 15th, 2003, 10:16pm
For Sale:
Hooked on Pheonix. Never used.

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bongeezer
March 15th, 2003, 10:32pm
For sale one dog answers to GET OFF DAMMIT!

Also for sale one cat answers to no one

shay425
March 15th, 2003, 10:33pm
:laugh: :smile3: :laugh: Really cute!!

Scary Snarky toaD
March 15th, 2003, 10:46pm
Excellent!

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warning
March 15th, 2003, 11:27pm
good one


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velvet49329
March 15th, 2003, 11:39pm
Those were funny!

I like the ones that are spelled wrong and it changes the entire meaning.:laugh: I read the paper just looking for those ones.

suzannek1
March 16th, 2003, 12:28am
I'm hysterical!!! Thank you for the late night laughs! Way better than the junk on TV!!

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