How to impress a woman

[Lutzplay2]

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN....

Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Listen to her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Romance her,
Encourage her,
Believe in her,
Pray with her,
Pray for her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the Earth and back again for
her..........................


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN...

Show up naked... Bring food... Don't block the TV


Foot Note: One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:

"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

[tommy]

thats a lot a things to do to impress a lass young lass no wonder i am so unimpressionable (if thats a word):help: and forget the tv the 1st two will suffice:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Snookums]

:bump: :laugh:

[ljs39]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Funny!
_____
Lori

[elainmir]

That is funny girlfriend.:laugh:


However if you want to impress a MARRIED woman you....


1. Pick up your clothes outta the floor
2. It's all in the AIM fellas and please lift the seat PRIOR to AIMING and return it to its original down position AFTER AIMING
3.Doing half the "WOMANS" chores may not be manly to your buds but gets you alot of nights out with the guys with NO NAGGING
4.Cooking her a frozen burrito will endear you to her even if it is awful..........(the romantic candlelight burrito dinner is a plus)
5. Throwing her 50 bucks and saying hey baby run spend an hour at the mall while I watch the kids gets you bonus "SWEETIE" time in bed later.....


These are but just a few of the COPING rules listed in the marital handbook written by ME..........lol:laugh:
They work at my house hope they help at yours.......and if your not married use the rules anyway...you could be married quickly if you do:laugh:

And as for the men:
show up naked , with pizza and beer, dont block the TV and dont talk:laugh:

Elaine

[Robin]

:laugh: :laugh:

[abbygirl]

That is sooooo funny. I am at work and I am glad there is no one else in the office right now. I would like to print that out, but I don't know how to print from this screen. Oh well.

[Lutzplay2]

Thanks for the extra's Elaine!
tommy you are too cute!

Also for the married men or those cohabitating---Do the Laundry(please not the whites)
Gift certificates for massages or a day of beauty go over REALLY well!

Volunteer to sleep on the couch because your snoring has woken up your partner 3x! (this works both ways)
Take their car for a car wash (interior and exterior)
Flush the toilet, don't leave the tp roll empty, don't take all the bathroom towels and for get to replace them.

But most of all,
don't complain because we spend way too much time online with our sweeps, and sweep buddies! LOL:cheer: :laugh: :cheer:

[Shake-Man]

Originally posted by Lutzplay2
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN...

Show up naked... Bring food... Don't block the TV


Is there anything else, really? I don't think so.

[squirrely_g]

And you wonder why we give up trying......

That's called high maintenance!

:laugh:

[elainmir]

Oh Look Lisa the Shakeman is alive!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Yes thank you oh President of the SSC (Shakeman Stalker Club) for the quote on dont' leave the TP roll EMPTY! Nothing like a stranded person on the potty!!!!!!!:laugh:


And yes Shakeman you hunk of burnin love you :laugh: :laugh: there is something else....

show up naked, with PIZZA AND BEER, dont block the tv, touch the remote or talk :cheer:

Elaine

I just had a root canal today so it must be the pain medication talking lol:D