whist
March 10th, 2003, 9:09pm
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish
New York City building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the
elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.
She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly,
"Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!
then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator,
and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying,
"Channel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old woman has reached
her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves,
she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over
and farts and says,...............................
"Broccoli — 49 cents a pound."
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
New York City building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the
elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.
She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly,
"Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!
then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator,
and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying,
"Channel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old woman has reached
her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves,
she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over
and farts and says,...............................
"Broccoli — 49 cents a pound."
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: