View Full Version : Mommy, I hate daddy's guts...
March 7th, 2003, 12:04pm
Shut up and eat what's put in front of you!
March 7th, 2003, 12:22pm
March 7th, 2003, 12:25pm
:( Am I missing something here. :smile3:
March 7th, 2003, 12:40pm
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I get it!
March 7th, 2003, 1:03pm
Nick.com has a thing where a really bad comic tells really bad jokes while you throw tomatoes (and everything else at him). One of his jokes is "Mom, I hate my sister's guts....Shut up and eat whats in front of you." My daughter loves that game.
March 7th, 2003, 1:27pm
I do get it and that was definitely BAD... :wink4:
March 7th, 2003, 1:40pm
March 7th, 2003, 3:08pm
Oh - I get it. Hardy-har-har.
March 7th, 2003, 3:38pm
When I was a kid (40 plus or minus years ago) my dad had a "Sick Jokes" book full of those. Later some became "Shut Up" jokes, like "Mommy am I a werewolf?" - "Shut Up and comb your face" but also became "Mommy" jokes like the ones mentioned and
"Mommy the kids said I had a big head"
"That's not true, just ignore them. Now go to the store and get me ten pounds of potatoes"
"Do you have a bag I can use?"
"No need, just use your hat"
It also had the "Gross Jokes", which I'm not about to post (not that I remember many).
March 7th, 2003, 4:02pm
How about this joke
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his best friend in the woods? :laugh:
Think about that before you say "I don't get it"..... really..... read it over again and REALLY think about it.
March 7th, 2003, 4:23pm
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
March 7th, 2003, 4:27pm
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his best friend in the woods and threw up his arms?
March 7th, 2003, 4:39pm
March 7th, 2003, 6:03pm
These cannibal jokes aren't funny... my uncle was eaten by cannibals.
He (my uncle Stew) was a monk in Africa, and they cooked him in one of those big pots. He had the last laugh though... he was tough and chewey and they didn't enjoy eating him. You see, he was a friar, and they boiled him!
March 7th, 2003, 6:17pm
OMG, so dumb they are funny:cheer:
March 7th, 2003, 7:24pm
Do you know why cannibals don't eat clowns?
They taste funny!
March 8th, 2003, 8:13am
March 9th, 2003, 8:16pm
How do you spell eeeewwwwaaa...:eek:
My mom is a woman of few jokes. Here's one:
You can pick your friends,
You can pick your nose,
but you can't pick your friend's nose.
March 10th, 2003, 1:26am
You all are to silly for words. Here's my favorite stupid/funny joke.
So this grasshopper hops into a bar and onto a barstool.
Bartender leans over and says, "Hey, did you know we have a drink named after you??"
The grasshopper replied, "You've got a drink called Stanley?"