mjordan29
March 6th, 2003, 3:16pm
It seems our forums, reflecting the attitudes of the nation, are spending a lot of time on political issues, especially global conflict. Should we go to war with Iraq? What should we do about North Korea? All of this talk has taken focus away from other very real threats, one of which could spell global disaster. Read this link below:
http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/internet/03/05/offbeat.big.cheeto/index.html
This man has in his posession a giant Cheeto, people! It's roughly the size of a lemon. Do you have any idea what this means? How many more of these things are out there? Where did they come from? What do they want?
The rumor is that Saddam Hussein has obtained two giant Cheetos from black-market peddlers in the former Soviet Union. It is unclear how the Cheetos were smuggled across the border or how he intends to use them but we can be assured they will not be used for good. North Korea has recently removed safety devices from Cheeto manufacturing machines hoping that the dried cheese will clog the machine and eventually produce an unlimited supply of giant Cheetos. US surveillance has confirmed this plan and has a plan with British allies to mount a mission to capture the Cheetos. The US, who we all know are in posession of thousands of the destructive snack foods, are afraid that other countries will use th Cheetos for evil. An anonymous source at the White House had this to say, "Anyone with a little bit of smartitude would see the dangerousness of the giganterific Cheeto. That orange stuff stays on your hands forever. You can't wash it off!"
France has, notably, abstained from any support of the Chee-to mission, embarassed by the now infamous "Cheeto Incident of '72" in which the entire army of France surrendered to what they thought was a giant Cheeto. It later turned out to be a harmless tangerine.
So, everyone, please eat with caution and for safety purposes please send all of your Cheetos to me for testing.
http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/internet/03/05/offbeat.big.cheeto/index.html
This man has in his posession a giant Cheeto, people! It's roughly the size of a lemon. Do you have any idea what this means? How many more of these things are out there? Where did they come from? What do they want?
The rumor is that Saddam Hussein has obtained two giant Cheetos from black-market peddlers in the former Soviet Union. It is unclear how the Cheetos were smuggled across the border or how he intends to use them but we can be assured they will not be used for good. North Korea has recently removed safety devices from Cheeto manufacturing machines hoping that the dried cheese will clog the machine and eventually produce an unlimited supply of giant Cheetos. US surveillance has confirmed this plan and has a plan with British allies to mount a mission to capture the Cheetos. The US, who we all know are in posession of thousands of the destructive snack foods, are afraid that other countries will use th Cheetos for evil. An anonymous source at the White House had this to say, "Anyone with a little bit of smartitude would see the dangerousness of the giganterific Cheeto. That orange stuff stays on your hands forever. You can't wash it off!"
France has, notably, abstained from any support of the Chee-to mission, embarassed by the now infamous "Cheeto Incident of '72" in which the entire army of France surrendered to what they thought was a giant Cheeto. It later turned out to be a harmless tangerine.
So, everyone, please eat with caution and for safety purposes please send all of your Cheetos to me for testing.