Katie Scarlet
February 26th, 2003, 3:54pm
Annoying yet bizzare emails. We all get them... and none of us want them. Today, I think I got the grand daddy of all bizzare emails. A product that I have never gotten an email for before and have lived just fine without.
See if you can top this one... I dare you! ROFL
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Tired and sluggish, You need Extreme Colon Cleanser
Cleanse your body the all-natural way
REMOVE DEADLY TOXINS - REMOVE PARASITES - PREVENT TOXICITY - PREVENT COLON CANCER - AID IN WEIGHT LOSS - PREVENT COMMON SICKNESS and DEADLY DISEASE
Wake up tomorrow feeling like a million bucks with ...Extreme Colon Cleanser ... "This stuff truly works. I couldn't believe the difference I felt without the harsh side-effects of a laxative" - William Bennett
Limited Time Internet Special - ONLY $16.99 per bottle ~~ Buy 3 Get 1 FREE ~~
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Where I'm from, this product is called a laxative. Whether it's a chewy chocolate base, a pill, an enema, a glass of chunky fiber or a fiber bar.... it's still a laxative. But I have never seen a laxative commercial that makes the claims that this product does. I know I can be a bit anal, but an industiral strength laxative is just a bit much, don't you think? Just what is in this stuff anyway? And if it can clean me out and get rid of toxins and prevent common illnesses (just which ones would they be referring to?), imagine what it will do for my septic system when it's all done with me?
Miracle products I tell yah!! And what did you get an email ad about today that you didn't know you couldn't live without?
Katie http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/i0/kloguck.gif
See if you can top this one... I dare you! ROFL
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Tired and sluggish, You need Extreme Colon Cleanser
Cleanse your body the all-natural way
REMOVE DEADLY TOXINS - REMOVE PARASITES - PREVENT TOXICITY - PREVENT COLON CANCER - AID IN WEIGHT LOSS - PREVENT COMMON SICKNESS and DEADLY DISEASE
Wake up tomorrow feeling like a million bucks with ...Extreme Colon Cleanser ... "This stuff truly works. I couldn't believe the difference I felt without the harsh side-effects of a laxative" - William Bennett
Limited Time Internet Special - ONLY $16.99 per bottle ~~ Buy 3 Get 1 FREE ~~
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Where I'm from, this product is called a laxative. Whether it's a chewy chocolate base, a pill, an enema, a glass of chunky fiber or a fiber bar.... it's still a laxative. But I have never seen a laxative commercial that makes the claims that this product does. I know I can be a bit anal, but an industiral strength laxative is just a bit much, don't you think? Just what is in this stuff anyway? And if it can clean me out and get rid of toxins and prevent common illnesses (just which ones would they be referring to?), imagine what it will do for my septic system when it's all done with me?
Miracle products I tell yah!! And what did you get an email ad about today that you didn't know you couldn't live without?
Katie http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/i0/kloguck.gif