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Lutzplay2
February 19th, 2003, 6:18pm
He was dying. His wife, Carol, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by
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> his side. She held his fragile hand, with tears running down her face.
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> Her praying roused him from his slumber.
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> He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly.
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> "My darling Carol," he whispered.
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> "Hush, my love," she said. "Rest. Shhh, don't talk."
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> In his tired voice, "I have something I must confess to you."
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> "There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Carol.
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> "Everything's all right, just go to sleep."
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> "No, no. I must die in peace, Carol I...I cheated on you!"
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> "I know," Carol whispered as she softly stroked his forehead.
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> "Just let the poison work".
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jeannierosado
February 19th, 2003, 6:42pm
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cdhood68
February 19th, 2003, 6:44pm
Oh that was GREAT!!!!!! :laugh2:
luckymomx4
February 19th, 2003, 7:01pm
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
groovyguru
February 19th, 2003, 7:04pm
Funny!

Just remember for every man who cheats there's usually a woman cheating too! Two women (that I know of) cheated on me in a committed relationship.
Lutzplay2
February 20th, 2003, 9:07am
Just remember for every man who cheats there's usually a woman cheating too! Two women (that I know of) cheated on me in a committed relationship.

Sorry to hear that, and you are right. In fact George Clooney is coming by today while my hubby is at work..........
Ok ........NOT...but I can dream.....:laugh: :laugh:
Scary Snarky toaD
February 20th, 2003, 9:14am
Excellent!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
squirrely_g
February 20th, 2003, 9:35am
Hardy-har-har - like women are perfect? That's the pot calling the kettle black...:smile3:
Snookums
February 20th, 2003, 10:34am
:smile2: the best revenge would have been just to let his mistress have him with the soft spoken statement, "He cheated on me and I was MARRIED to him, If he's capable of doing that to his wife, what do you think that he is capable of doing to YOU?