the four stages of life! and sucess!

[whist]

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

:laugh:

[tommy]

at least #4 is correct but at 53 i guess i am still unsuccessful--- thanks for sharing this young lady :smile3:

[Robin]

:laugh: :laugh:

[strchld]

LOL!!!!:laugh: That's great!

[Lutzplay2]

i am 36 and ask my hubby all the time when we will get to the "For Richer " part of our vows. Also what is the age when you are thankful that when you have PMs you haven't killed anyone! oh yeah that would be everyday!:cheer: :cheer: