binski
February 12th, 2003, 10:30pm
George Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat
down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dogfight. They would
have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever
side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.
Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the
world and bred them with the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves. He
selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litters, removed his
siblings, which gave him all the milk. After 5 years they came up with the
biggest,
meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were 5"
thick and nobody could get near it.
When the day came for the dogfight, Bush showed up with a strange looking
animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Every one felt sorry for Bush
because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10
seconds with the Afghanistan dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of its cage and
slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog snarled and leaped
out of its cage and charged the American Dachshund, but when it got close
enough to bite the Dachshund's neck, the dachshund opened its mouth and
consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There was nothing left of the entire dog!
Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief. "We don't understand
how this could have happened. We had our best people working for 5 years
with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the
biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."
"That's nothing." said Bush. "We had our best plastic surgeons working for
5 years to make that crocodile look like a weenie dog.
God Bless American Ingenuity !!!!
down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dogfight. They would
have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever
side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.
Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the
world and bred them with the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves. He
selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litters, removed his
siblings, which gave him all the milk. After 5 years they came up with the
biggest,
meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were 5"
thick and nobody could get near it.
When the day came for the dogfight, Bush showed up with a strange looking
animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Every one felt sorry for Bush
because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10
seconds with the Afghanistan dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of its cage and
slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog snarled and leaped
out of its cage and charged the American Dachshund, but when it got close
enough to bite the Dachshund's neck, the dachshund opened its mouth and
consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There was nothing left of the entire dog!
Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief. "We don't understand
how this could have happened. We had our best people working for 5 years
with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the
biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."
"That's nothing." said Bush. "We had our best plastic surgeons working for
5 years to make that crocodile look like a weenie dog.
God Bless American Ingenuity !!!!