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February 10th, 2003, 1:05pm
They have finally posted new butter-up lines, none of mine are among them but check to see if your's might be and post so we all can submit our votes. The prize is CA$H something I don't think any of us would mind winning.
Good luck, all!!!
February 10th, 2003, 1:29pm
I don't think thats how the winners are chosen. :confused:
February 10th, 2003, 1:41pm
I don't think it's how the winner's are selected either. Especially, since there are 10 bi-weekly winners and only four submissions up for vote. It states that all winners will be selected by an independant judging organization.
I'm going with the theory that an over-whelming response of votes from our beloved membership might sway judging decisions in the event of a tie perhaps or at the very least it can't hurt.
Have a happy day!!
February 10th, 2003, 4:37pm
none of the lines are mine either,but If anyone in the forum is lucky enough to get their line published,they definately will have my vote!
February 10th, 2003, 5:09pm
But I'm sure OLS members are up to the task!
Who can't use $500, or better yet...$10,000!!!;)
Good luck all! Today is the last day for week two entries, so get a few in each week for the best odds at a weekly prize.
February 10th, 2003, 10:34pm
Did you mean to say who can't use $500, or butter yet.... $10,000
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
February 10th, 2003, 11:40pm
I AM IMPRESSED... ;) !! Perhaps you'd best submit THAT ONE!:p
February 13th, 2003, 5:16pm
Doesn't it just suck when you think you have got some great ones, and they aren't there? I submitted a few that I thought would maybe get on there... guess I'm not my worst critic LOL:D
I am humbled anyway (although I still think mine should have been there)...
EXAMPLE.. one I liked
"smooth creamy parkay, you tug at my heart, not at my bread"
(maybe they didn't get it, like how hard sticks of butter or margerine rip your bread)
humor me and tell me you liked it. I am going to submit it again...;)
(sheesh I am I cry for help or what)
February 13th, 2003, 5:43pm
I don't think the voting on this one is critical.
I think the judges will take all of the weekly entries and pick the weekly winners, so the voting thing won't really mean much other than bragging rights. Of course I'm not a judge, but I think Viperlily has a winner!;)
Submit unique ones... goofy, serious etc... and wait for your check. I'm thinking positive. There should be several winners from this witty bunch, and why not consider the 10k while we're at it!
Pace yourselves... several weeks ahead and money given out every week!;)
February 19th, 2003, 11:26pm
Here are the new Parkay Butter Up lines for this week:
Teacher, you stimulate my Im-margarine-nation!
To my heart you know the way, be my Valentine and serve Parkay
If I were toast, would you cover me?
My life is much butter now that you're in it.
Anybody from OS write any of these?
(Tartallini - is that 2nd one yours?.......sounds like a 1800 Flowers entry ripoff!)
February 19th, 2003, 11:43pm
I've filed those 1800's away... never to be looked at again!;)
Butter hurry up and think of some for Parkay!:laugh:
February 22nd, 2003, 8:11am
New lines at Parkay contest this week:
PUCKER UP, BUTTER CUP, you're not going to believe your lips!
You smooth my blues away like melted butter.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I love butter and I love you!
Melts on your lips, not on your hips!
Any OS entries?:)
February 23rd, 2003, 11:37pm
Parkay has added "...voting is for buttery fun only and not involved in the actual judging process."
March 5th, 2003, 10:26am
The $500 winning line from Round 1 has been posted:
"You are the sunshine of my knife!"
March 5th, 2003, 10:39am
I don't remember seeing that $500 winner "You are the sunshine of my knife" in any of the voting rounds, so obviously the "voting" process really DOESN'T matter!
Duh! :goofy: ....I think one the lines up for voting this week is mine:
It don't get any "butter" than this!
I'm pretty sure that's one of the ones I submitted before I actually started keeping track of my entries (this was QUITE a while ago!) Who knows....all these stupid "butter" lines are all running together in my head!:laugh:
March 7th, 2003, 12:50pm
Round 2 $500 Winner posted:
"You sizzle my steak, you baste my roast, you frost my cake and butter my toast."
Anyone from OS?
This also might help those entering get a better feel for what the judges might be looking for in the entries!:)
March 7th, 2003, 2:54pm
No offense to the two winners so far but I've thought some of the weekly ones up for votes were a lot butter!
March 14th, 2003, 5:28pm
But my line for the Parkay Butter Up contest is listed in the Best Butter up Lines of the Week....
You are my 'butter' half! ;)
NOW SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!:laugh: This was submitted on 2/15.
March 14th, 2003, 5:30pm
Good one, Andrea. Just for the "buttery fun" of it, I'm going to go vote for you!
P.S. - This post to you makes me a Senior Sweeper!!!!:cheer:
P.P.S. - You're in the lead with 48%!:smile3:
March 14th, 2003, 6:07pm
Ah ... I remember being a 'senior'... CONGRATS!;)
March 14th, 2003, 7:30pm
March 14th, 2003, 7:33pm
soooooooooooo good ! I like it.:cool:. like it . . .
March 14th, 2003, 7:53pm
Andrea-I voted for that one even before I knew it was yours!!! Very cute and very clever!! I know someone from this bunch of talented minds can snag the cash!:smile3:
March 25th, 2003, 1:52pm
"You have glitz and glamour and buttery gold, On you Parkay, I'm lovingly sold."
April 1st, 2003, 4:50pm
I think mines up there now... the "life without you one" first one ... too bad though, because it seems to be that the ones you can "vote" for never are the winners. Oh well, happy to have my line on there anyway. :D
April 4th, 2003, 11:23am
"MY KNIFE WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT YOU.";)
April 4th, 2003, 11:25am
thanks joi for letting us know - not on this list either
however, has anyone seen their "talking butter" dish on the dairy aisle of the grocery store - scared the p... out of me when I walked by it.
April 4th, 2003, 11:43am
Andrea, you crack me up. If there's a contest out there with a "essay" entry, we're guaranteed to see your name - good for you!:laugh: :laugh:
May 9th, 2003, 4:01pm
My line is there. You are the the toast of the town!
Doesn't mean much but after writing 300 of them I am glad one made it up there.