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wikdwan
January 29th, 2003, 11:48pm
A woman in her 30's was taking her mother, who was in her 50's to the gynecologist. After dropping her mother off, she and her daughter ran a few errands, then returned to the doctor. While the older woman had her feet in the stirrups, the doctor remarked, "Don't we look pretty today", as he performed his examination. The lady was quite shocked, but said nothing.

When her daughter picked her up, she was quite upset. The Following conversation ensued:

Mother: Do you know what that doctor said to me? He said, "Don't we look pretty today", while he was looking between my legs! Do you think that was appropriate?

Daughter: No! Are you sure he wasn't referring to your hairstyle or something?

Mother: Well, it still wasn't appropriate or professional. I wonder if it could be considered sexual harassment. What do you think?

Daughter: I don't know. We're you embarrassed?

Mother: I was very embarrassed. I used some of your FDS this morning, and he may have smelled that, but I still don't think he should have commented!

Daughter: I don't have any FDS.

Mother: Why, sure you do! In the blue can that was on back of the toilet. I used some before the appointment...

Granddaughter: That's my Barbie Golden Glitter Hair Spray!

LadyT
January 29th, 2003, 11:56pm
Sounded more like on color than off color to me!:laugh: :laugh2: :p :grin5:

whist
January 30th, 2003, 12:42am
lmao,,,thats funny!!:laugh:

everynamestaken
January 30th, 2003, 12:15pm
Just too funny!! :smile2:

pinkroses
January 30th, 2003, 5:41pm
:laugh2:

kbsocial
January 30th, 2003, 5:43pm
I love it!!

http://www.clicksmilie.de/sammlung/sehrgrosse/grosse001.gif

lolatoo2
January 30th, 2003, 7:43pm
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Vicky
January 30th, 2003, 8:32pm
:laugh: http://www.mail2world.com/m2w/mail/Emoticons/blush.gif

velvet49329
January 31st, 2003, 5:33am
That is TOO FUNNY!!! Guess she shouldn't have gotten all gussied up if she didn't want him to comment on it!!:laugh:

carygaron
February 1st, 2003, 12:34pm
Ha - I just called for my appt. I wonder what my Gyn would think. Probably think I was nuts, then again if the shoe fits...LOL

I think, if it's ok, I'll print this off and share it with the girls in his office.