Lutzplay2
January 27th, 2003, 6:16pm
Subject: Cyanide
A man goes to the pharmacy to purchase some cyanide.
The pharmacist asked him why he is purchasing cyanide.
He answered, "I want to kill my wife."
"I'm sorry, Sir," the pharmacist replied, "but you have to
understand that under such circumstances I can't sell you any
cyanide."
The guy reaches into his wallet and produces a photo of his
wife.
The pharmacist takes a look at the photo, blushes and replies,
"My apologies, Sir. I didn't realize you had a prescription."
A man goes to the pharmacy to purchase some cyanide.
The pharmacist asked him why he is purchasing cyanide.
He answered, "I want to kill my wife."
"I'm sorry, Sir," the pharmacist replied, "but you have to
understand that under such circumstances I can't sell you any
cyanide."
The guy reaches into his wallet and produces a photo of his
wife.
The pharmacist takes a look at the photo, blushes and replies,
"My apologies, Sir. I didn't realize you had a prescription."