cowleyh
January 11th, 2003, 5:35pm
There have been some posts regarding poetry over the past few days. I figured people could use some good reading while online, so this is the place to place your odd poetry. If you haven't already written a poem, give it a try.... It's fun! Here's one I composed at 4 in the morning, when I woke up starving. I've already posted it on the poetry.com thread, but I think it's worth another read [I amuse myself--what can I say?]:
You say you are intolerant of lactose,
I must say that this is quite gross,
You gurgle and toot --
The air, you polute!
And soon we'll all be comatose!
Alas, my poor nose hairs are graying,
The price for your diet, I'm paying!
Frangrant oils,
candles and coils,
Can't mask this sad fact: you're decaying!
You seem to ignore our pinched noses,
Do you see the dilemma this poses?
Leave and be rude?
Stay while you're crude?
We'll gladly get up and goeses!
So, my dear friends of the earth,
If dairy is expanding your girth
Pop a pill, eat some bread,
Go stand on your head
Remember, Gas-X and Lactaid are worth......it
You say you are intolerant of lactose,
I must say that this is quite gross,
You gurgle and toot --
The air, you polute!
And soon we'll all be comatose!
Alas, my poor nose hairs are graying,
The price for your diet, I'm paying!
Frangrant oils,
candles and coils,
Can't mask this sad fact: you're decaying!
You seem to ignore our pinched noses,
Do you see the dilemma this poses?
Leave and be rude?
Stay while you're crude?
We'll gladly get up and goeses!
So, my dear friends of the earth,
If dairy is expanding your girth
Pop a pill, eat some bread,
Go stand on your head
Remember, Gas-X and Lactaid are worth......it