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moond
March 14th, 2006, 11:28pm
I didn't have any leftovers to reheat. I didn't want take-out ( or was too lazy to go get it or places are all closed now anyway). I didn't feel like cooking. (I don't really classify this as cooking)

Semi-Home Cooking by Moond

Take one large can of black beans.
Drain liquid into glass.
Do not rinse beans. (sink too far away)
Empty into bowl.
Add can of creamy tomato soup
Spill some tomato soup on shirt so it looks like I slaved over stove.
Save cans for table-scape.
Add bag of precooked, precut chicken breast.
Add salt and pepper.

Stir

Heat in microwave for three minutes.

While heating, add vodka to glass of bean juice. Garnish with beans that fell on floor.

:munch:

Show airs every night during tax season around 11 P.M..

Marilena
March 15th, 2006, 9:36am
:laugh:

hppy28
March 15th, 2006, 10:07am
:rofl3: What about your Tablescape???

moond
March 15th, 2006, 11:41am
:rofl3: What about your Tablescape???


Um, Duh! I used the cans!

(sheez, some people)

:laugh:

carogonza
March 15th, 2006, 11:43am
Um, Duh! I used the cans!

(sheez, some people)

:laugh:
Okay that's good but what's the cocktail??? You have to have a cocktail!

moond
March 15th, 2006, 12:05pm
Okay that's good but what's the cocktail??? You have to have a cocktail!


I had one. It's a beantini. :toast:

(see above)

carogonza
March 15th, 2006, 12:13pm
I had one. It's a beantini. :toast:

(see above)
my bad. My god, you are a regular Sandra Lee.

hppy28
March 15th, 2006, 2:21pm
I had one. It's a beantini. :toast:

(see above)

That's good...but.... Sandra would have made a pitcher of Beanaritas for that krapcoction :rolleyes: :laugh:

RandomHelena
March 15th, 2006, 2:25pm
:laugh: