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jcns
January 3rd, 2003, 3:09pm
There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients
always
died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m., regardless of
their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought
that
it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the
mystery... as to why the deaths occurred around 11 a.m. on Sundays. So a
World-Wide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the
incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 a.m., all
doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves
what the terrible phenomenon was all about.




Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to
ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11... Pookie
Johnson,
the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life
support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.

Still Having a Bad Day?

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil
spill
in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively

saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and
applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate

them both.

Still think you are having a bad day?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically,

almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist

towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly
current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in
two

places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

STILL think you're having a bad day?

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending
pigs
to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs
broke
loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two
hopeless protesters were trampled to death.

What?! STILL having a bad day?

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
It
came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the
bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

There now, feeling better?

carogonza
January 3rd, 2003, 3:39pm
Thanks for the post. I laughed my tushy off. :laugh:

kimberlypp
January 3rd, 2003, 4:20pm
Thanks, I needed a laugh.

woeumeto
January 3rd, 2003, 4:23pm
Thanks jcns, Those are great. I was having a bad day until I read those now, it is much better. Thanks again for making me laugh.

Sabra505
January 3rd, 2003, 4:27pm
I really needed that - snowing so much I can't get to my mailbox - thanks for sharing!

meek1643
January 3rd, 2003, 4:27pm
I am a work here at a hospital and we work a help-suicide line and that was just what we all needed a good LAUGH.
Thank-you. We all enjoyed it.

jesjaime
January 3rd, 2003, 4:38pm
how funny. Thanks for the laugh.:laugh:
Donna

sonogirl
January 4th, 2003, 12:18pm
Thanks the jokes helped the day be a little better. I am snowed it with not much to do. Thanks for making the day funnier. :grin5:

annathome
January 4th, 2003, 3:23pm
Thanks that was great :laugh:

Ann

CappoMan
January 4th, 2003, 3:58pm
was that gut in the first one a junior sweeper?

agcshort
January 4th, 2003, 4:27pm
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Thanks for the laugh!

Ang

whist
January 4th, 2003, 4:33pm
geeze,,i dont think ive ever felt better,,,,lol:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: