For the ladies...

[jcns]

BUMPERS STICKERS FOR LADIES --


BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF

OH MY GOD, I THINK I'M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY!
>> >
>> >GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID IT BACKWARDS
>>AND IN HIGH HEELS
>> >
>> >A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU
>>PUT
>>HER IN HOT WATER
>> >
>> >I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND
>>A
>>CAREER
>> >
>> >SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME
>> >
>> >COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH
>> >
>> >DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN
>> >
>> >I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN
>> >
>> >WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT
>> >
>> >OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME
>> >
>> >DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN
>> >
>> >ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE
>> >
>> >I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE
>> >
>> >HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
>> >
>> >DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES
>> >
>> >And last but not least:
>> >
>> >IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

[amberjr]

Wonderful!! You have brought tears of laughter to these work-weary eyes!

I'm just a newbie to sweeps, but I'm amazed at what a fun group of people participate in this site . The support and information available here is inspiring.

-- keeping my fingers crossed that I can write a note about my first win in the new year!

[BAILEYGINGER]

Thank you sooo much for that! It was perfect timing. I'm having such a bad week! I'm definitely running out of places to hide the bodies!!!

Thanks for cheering me up!



:cheer3: :cheer3:

[elainmir]

how about........


I keep flushing and flushing and you STILL won't go away.........

Elaine


Sorry........many years of bartending............:grin3: