sunfrog
October 24th, 2002, 1:49pm
Get your chairs ready
>
>I will be proud to serve my country!
>
>As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked
>woman who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all
>North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked
>to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one
>hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
>
>All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house
>to prove they think it's okay to see other women nude and to show support
>for their fellow sisters. And since the Taliban also does not approve of
>alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban
>sentiment.
>
>The United States of America appreciates your efforts to
>root out terrorists and applauds your participation.
>
>God bless America!!
>
>IT'S IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON
>
>I will be proud to serve my country!
>
>As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked
>woman who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all
>North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked
>to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one
>hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
>
>All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house
>to prove they think it's okay to see other women nude and to show support
>for their fellow sisters. And since the Taliban also does not approve of
>alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban
>sentiment.
>
>The United States of America appreciates your efforts to
>root out terrorists and applauds your participation.
>
>God bless America!!
>
>IT'S IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON