pebbles
September 7th, 2005, 12:41am
:laugh: Hope this hasn't already been posted..if it has ...sorry..
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man
looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I
mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill
and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's
bottom. "Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the
barbecue grill."
The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the
husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his
wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm
going to
fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man
looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I
mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill
and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's
bottom. "Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the
barbecue grill."
The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the
husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his
wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm
going to
fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"