It wasn't me

[iluvmichele]

As I am sure most of the regulars in here are aware there was quite a little stir yesterday in a now closed thread caused by a newbie, who went by of all names - instigator. Well I was talking to a few OLS peeps last night and apparently since this person is from Orlando and was well, an instigator, (even though I know I resemble that remark :halo: ) it seems that many peeps thought that it was me, travelling incognito. Well I just wanted to say for the record that it was not me. Number one, during the times that instigator was instigating, I was away from the computer, working. Number two, and at least in my opinion, the most important reason it was not me is: Why would I want to break someone's balls and not have y'all know it was me doing the ball breaking? Trust me, when I bust balls, I want the ball bustee to know that it is I that is doing the breaking. So I hope this clears up any mystery surrounding me being an alter ego. :cool2:

[dandylin]

Never even entered my mind! There were a couple of other suspects though :laugh:

[ignoramoose]

We knew it wasn't you fm! Nothin' gets by some of our eagle-eyed mods. :cool2:

Besides, can you imagine the crap you would get from KB and Star if you created another account? :laugh:

[pattyepye]

Well KUDOS for you for speaking up. I never thought you were the Instigator.

They had a very meticulous copy and paste technique, and a whole agenda with the JFK thing.

So we still love you Iluvmichele, thank you for your vote for John Kerry. :laugh: :laugh:

[aila]

never gave it a thought, and although it was nice of you to explain, i don't really think there was a need. anyone who 'knows' you, knows that you couldn't be instigator.

[TabooU]

As I am sure most of the regulars in here are aware there was quite a little stir yesterday in a now closed thread caused by a newbie, who went by of all names - instigator. Well I was talking to a few OLS peeps last night and apparently since this person is from Orlando and was well, an instigator, (even though I know I resemble that remark :halo: ) it seems that many peeps thought that it was me, travelling incognito. Well I just wanted to say for the record that it was not me. Number one, during the times that instigator was instigating, I was away from the computer, working. Number two, and at least in my opinion, the most important reason it was not me is: Why would I want to break someone's balls and not have y'all know it was me doing the ball breaking? Trust me, when I bust balls, I want the ball bustee to know that it is I that is doing the breaking. So I hope this clears up any mystery surrounding me being an alter ego. :cool2: When I first read the title I came in to reassure you that none the computers can actually sense and transmit the smells that gas creates, but I see that isn't the issue. So I thought I'd tell you instead that I would never consider you to be a cowardly type that would hide behind another identity. It's too far fetched. Hope your name is cleared.

[TabooU]

Well KUDOS for you for speaking up. I never thought you were the Instigator.

They had a very meticulous copy and paste technique, and a whole agenda with the JFK thing.

So we still love you Iluvmichele, thank you for your vote for John Kerry. :laugh: :laugh:yeah ditto on the vote thingy

[pattyepye]

When I first read the title I came in to reassure you that none the computers can actually sense and transmit the smells that gas creates, but I see that isn't the issue. So I thought I'd tell you instead that I would never consider you to be a cowardly type that would hide behind another identity. It's too far fetched. Hope your name is cleared.


:laugh: :laugh:

[SharonM]

I could have sworn that instigator" was Dick Cheney! :laugh:

[dandylin]

I could have sworn that instigator" was Dick Cheney! :laugh:
Could be, he certainly had the demeanor! :laugh:

[SharonM]

Could be, he certainly had the demeanor! :laugh:
That's exactly what I thought! :laugh:

[TheLioness729]

As I am sure most of the regulars in here are aware there was quite a little stir yesterday in a now closed thread caused by a newbie, who went by of all names - instigator. Well I was talking to a few OLS peeps last night and apparently since this person is from Orlando and was well, an instigator, (even though I know I resemble that remark :halo: ) it seems that many peeps thought that it was me, travelling incognito. Well I just wanted to say for the record that it was not me. Number one, during the times that instigator was instigating, I was away from the computer, working. Number two, and at least in my opinion, the most important reason it was not me is: Why would I want to break someone's balls and not have y'all know it was me doing the ball breaking? Trust me, when I bust balls, I want the ball bustee to know that it is I that is doing the breaking. So I hope this clears up any mystery surrounding me being an alter ego. :cool2:

Dang! It must have been bad! :laugh:

[jenninshelby]

As I am sure most of the regulars in here are aware there was quite a little stir yesterday in a now closed thread caused by a newbie, who went by of all names - instigator. Well I was talking to a few OLS peeps last night and apparently since this person is from Orlando and was well, an instigator, (even though I know I resemble that remark :halo: ) it seems that many peeps thought that it was me, travelling incognito. Well I just wanted to say for the record that it was not me. Number one, during the times that instigator was instigating, I was away from the computer, working. Number two, and at least in my opinion, the most important reason it was not me is: Why would I want to break someone's balls and not have y'all know it was me doing the ball breaking? Trust me, when I bust balls, I want the ball bustee to know that it is I that is doing the breaking. So I hope this clears up any mystery surrounding me being an alter ego. :cool2:


lol.. I never even thought of that for one second!! That would not be like you. As you said-you gotta lay full claim to any ballz you bust!! :laugh:

[jenninshelby]

When I first read the title I came in to reassure you that none the computers can actually sense and transmit the smells that gas creates, but I see that isn't the issue. So I thought I'd tell you instead that I would never consider you to be a cowardly type that would hide behind another identity. It's too far fetched. Hope your name is cleared.


As usual-I missed the whole thing. Or I read it and cannot recall it tonight. :)

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[cowleyh]

I always wondered how a banned person would send a pm or an email if they don't have access to the site.

[Kym]

Don't worry, Micheleluver...we know it wasn't you. One of our mods is sooooo smart, she figured out where instigator came from. :cool2:

[dandylin]

Don't worry, Micheleluver...we know it wasn't you. One of our mods is sooooo smart, she figured out where instigator came from. :cool2:

Was it where I think it was :mad2: :mad2: ? :halo: :laugh:

[mechurchlady]

I missed all the good stuff yesterday and that is not fair.

Orlando is near where my ex-boss lived. There are lots of rats living rent free couresy of Mickey and Minnie in Orlando.

The lady doth protest to much. That is from Shakespeare. lol

Remember that the OLS moderators are very smart and would never accuse a sweet lady like you of dastardly deeds.

Hugs and lets get back to sweeping.

[Aisling]

I missed all the good stuff yesterday and that is not fair.

Orlando is near where my ex-boss lived. There are lots of rats living rent free couresy of Mickey and Minnie in Orlando.

The lady doth protest to much. That is from Shakespeare. lol

Remember that the OLS moderators are very smart and would never accuse a sweet lady like you of dastardly deeds.

Hugs and lets get back to sweeping.
If you think iluvmichele is a "sweet lady", I have to disagree with you completely! :sherlock:

[SharonM]

If you think iluvmichele is a "sweet lady", I have to disagree with you completely! :sherlock:
As iluvmichele pointed out to me awhile back, iluvmichele is a man!! I really had him PO'd at me. But that's fine, I'm tuff and I can take it and dish it out.

Good morning John! :halo:

[ignoramoose]

If you think iluvmichele is a "sweet lady", I have to disagree with you completely! :sherlock:

:rofl3: :rofl3:

[carogonza]

Well I for one know it wasn't iluv because word on the street is that he actually has a Kerry Edwards bumper sticker on his car. He has come over to the "dark" side. :halo:

[JarnocanME]

I think we are seeing some new people in here - on both 'sides' just because the election is so close. I think it's a good thing really. Maybe he is just playing devils' advocate to make out discussions more interesting-keep us on our toes.:gvibes:

[SharonM]

I think we are seeing some new people in here - on both 'sides' just because the election is so close. I think it's a good thing really. Maybe he is just playing devils' advocate to make out discussions more interesting-keep us on our toes.:gvibes:
:laugh: :laugh: Yeah, on our toes as we stand on pins and needles!

[TabooU]

If you think iluvmichele is a "sweet lady", I have to disagree with you completely! :sherlock:
LOL Aisling you funny

So ILuvmichele had a sex change operation. Hope you're healing up okay. :laugh:

[TabooU]

Well I for one know it wasn't iluv because word on the street is that he actually has a Kerry Edwards bumper sticker on his car. He has come over to the "dark" side. :halo:
Good to have "her" on our side isn't it. :laugh:

[iluvmichele]

If you think iluvmichele is a "sweet lady", I have to disagree with you completely! :sherlock:
I am sure that Michele would have to disagree on both parts of "sweet and lady"! :laugh: :laugh:

[iluvmichele]

Well I for one know it wasn't iluv because word on the street is that he actually has a Kerry Edwards bumper sticker on his car. He has come over to the "dark" side. :halo:
Caro, I am SOOOOOOOOOOO gonna kill you!!!! :laugh: You just keep asking your mailperson to keep an eye out for a "special" package from Orlando! :rofl3: :rofl3:

[carogonza]

Caro, I am SOOOOOOOOOOO gonna kill you!!!! :laugh: You just keep asking your mailperson to keep an eye out for a "special" package from Orlando! :rofl3: :rofl3:
Okay, the threat is in writing. I have witnesses now. :laugh:

If I ask the mailperson to keep a lookout for the package, you might get a visit from the Feds. :laugh: I will just send my BF out to the mailbox for the next week and have him burn the package even before I can open it!!!!!

[dandylin]

Okay, the threat is in writing. I have witnesses now. :laugh:

If I ask the mailperson to keep a lookout for the package, you might get a visit from the Feds. :laugh: I will just send my BF out to the mailbox for the next week and have him burn the package even before I can open it!!!!!

I've taken note of the offending post :halo: I've got your back. :laugh:

[iluvmichele]

I think we are seeing some new people in here - on both 'sides' just because the election is so close. I think it's a good thing really. Maybe he is just playing devils' advocate to make out discussions more interesting-keep us on our toes.:gvibes:
Hello, Earth to Jaci - please note the title of the thread - IT WASN'T ME and the reasons I listed as to why it wasn't me (aside from the fact that a mod stated in this thread that they already knew who it was the day it happened). I am doing right now what I love to do - break your balls and have you know it's me! :rofl3: I am lucky that I can keep up with my own stuff, let alone try to be clever and surreptitiously fool the mods and everyone else to think that it isn't me, or whatever, I am confusing myself at this point :rofl3:. So please take your conspiracy hat off.

[iluvmichele]

Okay, the threat is in writing. I have witnesses now. :laugh:

If I ask the mailperson to keep a lookout for the package, you might get a visit from the Feds. :laugh: I will just send my BF out to the mailbox for the next week and have him burn the package even before I can open it!!!!!
Trust me, you'll love it. I am sure that my present will earn a prominent place of distinction in your home! :laugh:

[carogonza]

I've taken note of the offending post :halo: I've got your back. :laugh:
Thank you my dear friend!!! :gvibes: :halo:

[carogonza]

Trust me, you'll love it. I am sure that my present will earn a prominent place of distinction in your home! :laugh:
I am not opening it. It goes right into the garbage. :laugh: :laugh:

[TabooU]

Trust me, you'll love it. I am sure that my present will earn a prominent place of distinction in your home! :laugh: Heavy on the di"stinc"tion

[TabooU]

John, (it is John isn't it) I am feeling unloved here. I've jabbed at you three times and you didn't jab back once. Are my jabs not worthy? :frown3:

On another note: I am dying to know if the Michele that has posted that she is pregnant is your Michele.

[StarbucksAddict]

John, (it is John isn't it) I am feeling unloved here. I've jabbed at you three times and you didn't jab back once. Are my jabs not worthy? :frown3:

On another note: I am dying to know if the Michele that has posted that she is pregnant is your Michele.

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[cowleyh]

John, (it is John isn't it) I am feeling unloved here. I've jabbed at you three times and you didn't jab back once. Are my jabs not worthy? :frown3:

On another note: I am dying to know if the Michele that has posted that she is pregnant is your Michele.
*jab, jab*

feel better?

no, it isn't his michele. :)

[michele]

John, (it is John isn't it) I am feeling unloved here. I've jabbed at you three times and you didn't jab back once. Are my jabs not worthy? :frown3:

On another note: I am dying to know if the Michele that has posted that she is pregnant is your Michele.
Do you know something, I don't know??? :sherlock:
:laugh:

[binski]

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Oh my, I've got the coffee everywhere too! :laugh:

[carogonza]

Do you know something, I don't know??? :sherlock:
:laugh:
Congratulations Michele!!!! When is the little bundle of joy coming?? :halo:


:laugh:

[iluvmichele]

I am not opening it. It goes right into the garbage. :laugh: :laugh:
I am sooooooo hurt! :cry2: I thought chicks loved surprises! :laugh:

[TabooU]

Do you know something, I don't know??? :sherlock:
:laugh:It was Michele5 something something.

[cowleyh]

I am sooooooo hurt! :cry2: I thought chicks loved surprises! :laugh:
chicks? CHICKS?!

omg. :frown3:

[TabooU]

*jab, jab*

feel better?

no, it isn't his michele. :)

yes thanks for taking the time :laugh:

[TabooU]

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lol did I say something to upset you?

[TabooU]

chicks? CHICKS?!

omg. :frown3: She's a chick? one of those cute little yellow things? how sweet.

[StarbucksAddict]

lol did I say something to upset you?

Absolutely not! That's hysterical laughter coming from me. :laugh:

[iluvmichele]

John, (it is John isn't it) I am feeling unloved here. I've jabbed at you three times and you didn't jab back once. Are my jabs not worthy? :frown3:

On another note: I am dying to know if the Michele that has posted that she is pregnant is your Michele.
Sorry RS, been feeling under the weather today. We all know that jarnocan holds a special place in my heart :love: , so even as sick as I feel I simply had to break a little choppage there. So here goes - RS - FU! :laugh: Okay, feeling the love now? :love:

And no, it's not the same Michele as whoever. MY :love: Michele is not now, nor will she ever be pregnant again, as least not by me :laugh: .

[TabooU]

Sorry RS, been feeling under the weather today. We all know that jarnocan holds a special place in my heart :love: , so even as sick as I feel I simply had to break a little choppage there. So here goes - RS - FU! :laugh: Okay, feeling the love now? :love:

And no, it's not the same Michele as whoever. MY :love: Michele is not now, nor will she ever be pregnant again, as least not by me :laugh: . thanks I feel the love now. no by you huh? so the story about the sex change is true?

[iluvmichele]

chicks? CHICKS?!

omg. :frown3:
Chicks is my term of endearment for the fairer sex. :cool2:

[strwbrywn20]

Sorry RS, been feeling under the weather today. We all know that jarnocan holds a special place in my heart :love: , so even as sick as I feel I simply had to break a little choppage there. So here goes - RS - FU! :laugh: Okay, feeling the love now? :love:

And no, it's not the same Michele as whoever. MY :love: Michele is not now, nor will she ever be pregnant again, as least not by me :laugh: .


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[carogonza]

I am sooooooo hurt! :cry2: I thought chicks loved surprises! :laugh:
Ummm, well see there is the problem. I am not a chick but a broad and we broads don't like surprises. :laugh:

[iluvmichele]

thanks I feel the love now. no by you huh? so the story about the sex change is true?
No, I visited the plumber after Michele had the twins so that my swimmers can't make it to the beach. And that was ten years ago.

[TabooU]

Ummm, well see there is the problem. I am not a chick but a broad and we broads don't like surprises. :laugh: where are you abroad at?

[iluvmichele]

Ummm, well see there is the problem. I am not a chick but a broad and we broads don't like surprises. :laugh:
OMG! How un-friggin-PC of me. Sorry if the word "chicks" offended anyone out there. OK you broad you :rofl3:?

[cowleyh]

I like surprises if they involve large amounts of cash or a visit to the spa.

and caro, what are you doing sweeping if you don't like surprises? that's weird.

[TabooU]

No, I visited the plumber after Michele had the twins so that my swimmers can't make it to the beach. And that was ten years ago.
Twins? cool

[iluvmichele]

Twins? cool
Be careful what you ask for!!! :laugh: Yes my swimmers are PERMANENTLY banned!

[TabooU]

Be careful what you ask for!!! :laugh: Yes my swimmers are PERMANENTLY banned!LOL after delivering and raising twins I'd ban your swimmers too. Still not having twins, I think they are cool. Boy&boy, girl & girl or one of each?

[iluvmichele]

LOL after delivering and raising twins I'd ban your swimmers too. Still not having twins, I think they are cool. Boy&boy, girl & girl or one of each?
One of each. Totally opposites of each other. Kelly is the queen bee. Tommy is more like me, laid back. The story of my swimmer's demise is actually quite amusing. When she was about to deliver the twins, she was going to deliver naturally. Well she got to 7cm and that was it, so the doctors were getting nervous and decided to go with c-section. On the table, they asked her if they wanted her to tie her tubes. She turns to me and says "If I can go through 9 months of carrying twins and then having this c-section, you can get YOUR thing done!" Moral of the story is - never F*** with a woman who is in labor! :laugh: BTW we have four others, so after six it was time for the swimmers to retire anyhow. :rofl3:

[TabooU]

One of each. Totally opposites of each other. Kelly is the queen bee. Tommy is more like me, laid back. The story of my swimmer's demise is actually quite amusing. When she was about to deliver the twins, she was going to deliver naturally. Well she got to 7cm and that was it, so the doctors were getting nervous and decided to go with c-section. On the table, they asked her if they wanted her to tie her tubes. She turns to me and says "If I can go through 9 months of carrying twins and then having this c-section, you can get YOUR thing done!" Moral of the story is - never F*** with a woman who is in labor! :laugh: BTW we have four others, so after six it was time for the swimmers to retire anyhow. :rofl3: Funny story. I've heard of women breaking thier husbands hand during labor. luckily it was just thier hand. :cool2:

[JarnocanME]

No, Iluv I never though you were THE instigator- just joking-about him...
so you've been instigating something more worthwhile eh??? Hi Michelle!
Actually it's kind of nice when you don't have to worry about the swimmers, of course I'm sure it's hard to find the time, to instigate.
Kids grow up so fast, I bet you can't believe they are 10 already!

[ouroboro]

This has nothing to do with michele or instigator but I wanted to say something and this seemed to be the thread it should belong in.

I just wanted to say that there has been a real change in this politics forum, everyone is nice to each other (just sticking to issues) and has a sense of humor..well in some threads, LOL, :wink3:

I like it alot better now.

Cowleyh, you've got some of the best comebacks, LOL, I just crack up reading your posts sometimes!

I don't know maybe I'm just not reading all of the threads but the ones I have read are a whole lot nicer.

[cowleyh]

Cowleyh, you've got some of the best comebacks, LOL, I just crack up reading your posts sometimes!


awwww. thanks. hee hee i love humor and laughing. it's the best thing ever.

[TabooU]

hee hee i love humor and laughing. it's the best thing ever.ditto me too I like humor yep