cruzlady
September 9th, 2004, 11:12am
Just thought some of you might enjoy this holiday recipe.. It can work for ANY holiday
Christmas Cake Recipe
Christmas Cake Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
1 bottle Jose Quervo Tequila
2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the Quervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl,
check the Quervo again,
to be sure it is of the highest quality,
pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Quervo is still OK,
try another cup ... just in case
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl
and chuck in the cup of dried fruit,
Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers
just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Quervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Who giveshz a shit.
Check the Jose Quervo
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl in the sink,
Finish the Jose Quervo and find someone to dance with.
CHERRY MISTMAS!
Christmas Cake Recipe
Christmas Cake Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
1 bottle Jose Quervo Tequila
2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the Quervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl,
check the Quervo again,
to be sure it is of the highest quality,
pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Quervo is still OK,
try another cup ... just in case
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl
and chuck in the cup of dried fruit,
Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers
just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Quervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Who giveshz a shit.
Check the Jose Quervo
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl in the sink,
Finish the Jose Quervo and find someone to dance with.
CHERRY MISTMAS!