ABC Diet Game

[Nape]

ABC anything at all having to do with diets. :cool2:

A = Atkins diet

[ked]

bacon on Atkins diet

[Nape]

Chocolate cake makes a nice palate-cleanser between Weight Watcher's meals.

[pechuna]

Diet Rite pop

[ked]

dried prunes to clean you out for weight loss

[Nape]

Eating egg yolks can raise cholesterol.

[ked]

fried foods are a no-no

[Nape]

Greasy foods? Thumbs down. :nay:

[pechuna]

Have salads until you turn into a bunny

[songcat]

Immobility may cause you to GAIN more weight :laugh:

[ked]

Johnson Wax enema causes weight loss

[Nape]

Ked's Johnson Wax strategy has worked wonders for me.

[chancebunny]

Learn something new every day. I thought that Johnson's Wax was just for floors. Silly me!

[songcat]

Milk...or rather calcium is supposed to help you lose weight

[Nape]

No. :worry: No. :worry: No. :worry:

Just say no to diets.

[chancebunny]

Online-Sweepstakes ABC games are a great diet aid. :)

[MissBeHeyV]

Pulling out my summer wardrobe always reminds me its time to diet again.

[pechuna]

Quickly I have to lose 20 pounds.

[Nape]

Realizing that if I threw out all the clothes that don't fit, I'd be down to a few pairs of socks

[northbluffer]

Some pudgy stranger keeps staring back at me when I look in the mirror.

[Nape]

Trade in that defective mirror, Northbluffer!

[SulaDuck]

"Unfit For Public Display" describes my summer wardrobe.

[Nape]

Vegetable ice cream somehow doesn't sound that appealing.

[northbluffer]

Water-weight buildup? Ridiculous! I don't drink water, and the only weight I lift is my own.

[Nape]

X-cess "water" may build up after eating these Oreos.

[SulaDuck]

Yoplait Yogurt is too hard to spell, so just take me to the Dairy Queen.

[northbluffer]

Zo many diets, zo little weight loss.

[Nape]

Apple pie should take care of the fruit group for today.

[pechuna]

Bacon & Eggs for me this morning on Atkins.

[Nape]

Chocolate diet has been my mainstay.

[chancebunny]

Diet is a four letter word.

[pechuna]

ediets.com

[northbluffer]

Fat is responsible for curves! Don't give up your shape....

[Nape]

"Growth" is a good thing, right?

[pechuna]

hormones will help build muscle and lose fat.

[chancebunny]

I'll have some hormones, please.

[Nape]

Junk foods replaced with health foods? Nah.

[chancebunny]

Keep thinking about dieting, but never actually start one.

[Nape]

Looks as though we think alike, Chancebunny.

[chancebunny]

More (will) power to us!

[northbluffer]

No pain, weight gain.

[chancebunny]

Online diet websites probably make you lose money, not pounds.

[Nape]

"Personal trainer" seems far too personal. I'll hire an impersonal trainer. Every so often, she can email me.

[pechuna]

Questionable call, Nape. If I had a female personal trainer, I would want the workout sessions to be up close and very personal. :laugh:

[SulaDuck]

Remember: "A moment on the lips; a lifetime on the hips." :rolleyes:

[Nape]

Seems a violation of privacy to step up on that doctor's scale, right?

[SulaDuck]

Tofu pancakes? I think not!

[northbluffer]

Use scales that grade on the curve...

[pechuna]

Vinegar & Oil on my Atkins approved salad

[chancebunny]

Waffles with plenty of butter and maple syrup, are my idea of a diet.

[Nape]

X-tra thin person inside me doesn't seem to be trying that hard to emerge.

[chancebunny]

You need to think carefully before starting any diet, and think and think some more.

[SulaDuck]

Zero fat + Zero carbs + Zero calories = Zero satisfaction

[Nape]

American Heart Association would receive lots more donations if they encouraged us to eat more ice cream sundaes.

[chancebunny]

Boohoo :cry: Please don't make me go on a diet.

[pechuna]

Calcium can be added with Banana Splits.

[Nape]

Doesn't seem right to start a diet on a holiday.

[SulaDuck]

Eat in the dark and the calories won't find you. Right?

[pechuna]

Forgot to take my carb blockers.

[northbluffer]

Grapefuit diet will result in depression unless you supplement it with with vitamin V (vodka).

[GTBuzz]

Heaping handfuls of M&Ms are not part of the Atkins diet :worry:

[ked]

ice cream without sugar helps a little

[Nape]

Jean Nidetch, founder of Weight Watchers, personally attests I'm the ideal weight.*




(*for an adolescent buffalo)

[chancebunny]

Kudos on attaining your ideal weight, Nape.

[SulaDuck]

Laughing at other people's posts is a wonderful abdominal exercise. :laugh:

[chancebunny]

Making sure to laugh at everyone's posts now. I can feel those abs tightening up already.

[northbluffer]

Never eat more than you can lift. Miss Piggy

[Nape]

Oatmeal cookies will provide our essential daily nutrients.

[chancebunny]

Popcorn is great for fiber.

[Nape]

Quart of ice cream is obviously a single-serving size, or it wouldn't be packaged that way.

[pechuna]

Refrigerator is full of full of food I can't eat.

[ked]

steak and mushrooms will get the weight off.

[SulaDuck]

Twizzlers are a no-fat candy, so I can eat all I want.... right????

[Nape]

Under no circumstances will I diet under heightened terrorist alert.

[breege]

Verrrrrry hard to keep

[Nape]

Waistline has become a wasteland.

[northbluffer]

X-pect I've used all the available holes in this belt, haven't outgrown the suspenders, so I ignore the scale, and don't look in the mirror.

[chancebunny]

Yo-yo dieting has its ups and downs.

[Nape]

Zero weight gain counts as ten pounds lost for me. Time for a hot fudge sundae to reward myself!

[northbluffer]

All a person needs to do become a millionaire in this country is to invent a low calorie, low fat diet that tastes good.

[SulaDuck]

Banana split has calcium, potassium, and yummy-yum: the perfect food!

[Nape]

Cost of diet foods is discouraging, and discouragement triggers me to eat more.

[SulaDuck]

"Diet" spelled backward is "teid" ~~ what kind of word is that??!!??

[northbluffer]

Everything you see I owe to pasta. Sophia Loren

Hurray for pasta!!!

[Nape]

Freebasing chocolate sounds like something I could become addicted to.

[SulaDuck]

Gaining weight helps keep me "grounded."

[Nape]

Heaviness is next to godliness.

[SulaDuck]

In one ear and out the other when listening to diet gurus.

[Nape]

Jack LaLanne envies my fitness secrets.

[northbluffer]

Kiddie sized portions are fine, if you eat enough of them

[GTBuzz]

Liposuction is always another option.....

[ked]

miniature marshmallows are less fattening than big ones

[SulaDuck]

Never go grocery shopping when you're hungry, they say. So, on the way there, stop at Dunkin Donuts.

[chancebunny]

Okay, SulaDuck, that's a great idea!

[northbluffer]

Popular new diet appeals to me - The 30 day diet. That's the diet I intend to start 30 days from now.

[chancebunny]

Quick jog to the refrigerator to get out the ice cream, burns a few calories.

[northbluffer]

Road kill recipe book has really helped me focus on healthy eating.

[SulaDuck]

Quiz on healthy eating to be filled out.... Hold on, let me get some Cheetos to munch while I'd doing it.

[SulaDuck]

Sometimes healthy eating will make you forget the alphabet... Best to balance that with some Cheetos and Twizzlers: Brain food!

[northbluffer]

Taking liberties with the alphabet is a priviledge accorded dieting senior master sweepers/

[chancebunny]

Unseemly behavior is usually a result when I try to diet.

[Nape]

Vices should be nurtured. More Cheetos, please!

[chancebunny]

Water is a good diet aid. You can use it to wash down all the fudge that you just ate.

[northbluffer]

X-cersize should be avoided, it stimulates your appetite.

[lfw1la]

yogurt has soo much sugar in it, should it really be considered diet food???

[northbluffer]

Zone diet - if you're out of your comfort zone, eat comfort foods.

[pechuna]

Atkins is all fat and protein.

[chancebunny]

Bad posture may result from dieting--you're always slumped over in frustration.

[SulaDuck]

Constant carbohydrate cravings can cause crankiness (and alliteration).

[northbluffer]

Doggie bag never gets to the dog.

[chancebunny]

Eating the foods I love is my only vice. Well, there may be one or two more vices, but who's counting.

[pechuna]

Fried chicken is not on any known diet plan----except mine. :laugh:

[northbluffer]

Eating the foods I love is my only vice. Well, there may be one or two more vices, but who's counting.
Got to counting my vices and forgot to eat. Thanks, chancebunny!

[chancebunny]

Hey--maybe I've discovered a new diet. Let's all start counting vices.

[SulaDuck]

Indeed, a diet vice is much better than diet ADvice.

[northbluffer]

Just remember the"Results not typical" disclaimer in really fine print.

[Nape]

Keeping a food journal burns lots of calories when you eat constantly.

[chancebunny]

Leftovers don't have any calories, do they?

[northbluffer]

Microscopic portions are really just appetizers

[ked]

nine squares of ingested Ex-lax will let you drop 5 pounds.

[northbluffer]

nine squares of ingested Ex-lax will let you drop 5 pounds.
Only practical if you plan to stay home for the next 36 hours.

[Tammylyne]

peeing constantly from the water pills LOL

[northbluffer]

Quarter pounders make me gain a pound.

[SulaDuck]

Running out of excuses to not start exercising is a kind of exercise in itself... right?

[pechuna]

Sex is all I need for exercise, right?

[chancebunny]

That's wishful thinking, pechuna.

[northbluffer]

Unwilling partner may suggest abstaining until you've shed a few pounds.

[Maprinces3]

Vegies, vegies, and more vegies

[northbluffer]

Whatever Mother Nature gave me, Father Time is taking away......

[pechuna]

X-tra large helpings are part of my diet.

[SulaDuck]

Yikes! This scale must be broken! This mirror too!

[chancebunny]

Zebra striped clothing can camoflauge a few extra pounds.

[Tammylyne]

Anything has got to taste better then these rice cakes

[pechuna]

Beer is always good on a diet.

[ymac_47]

CAUTION: HEAVY LOAD(tape a pic of self on fridge)

[chancebunny]

Dieters should avoid those all you can eat buffets.

[Suann47]

energy burnt = weight loss

[chancebunny]

energy burnt = weight loss

Forget that--I don't have any spare energy to burn!

[pechuna]

Gorging on Sunday dinner is alright with me

[chancebunny]

Hunger pains should be dealt with immediately.

[SulaDuck]

In a pinch, Creamsicles can be consumed as a good source of calcium and Vitamin C.

[pechuna]

Just in case I get hungry on my diet< I always carry some M&M peanuts and almonds around.

[chancebunny]

Knock anyone out who suggests you diet.

[pechuna]

Lick the plate clean

[chancebunny]

Melt those pounds away--by standing out in the sun..

[pechuna]

No more second helpings

[chancebunny]

Only eat on the days of the week that contain the letter "y".

[northbluffer]

Prepare all meals in the dark, and eat in the dark using only your thumbs.

[chancebunny]

Quickly try out northbluffer's new diet tip with disastrous results. Not only did I cut my fingers preparing the meal, but I spilled food all over the floor and on my clothes--and I'm still starving.

[CatLover]

Race around the block three times after eating (whew!)

[northbluffer]

Quickly try out northbluffer's new diet tip with disastrous results. Not only did I cut my fingers preparing the meal, but I spilled food all over the floor and on my clothes--and I'm still starving.
Saw the preceding in my mind's eye, and quickly lost my appetite.

[chancebunny]

Thumbs do not make good eating utensils, but they will help you lose weight from the frustration of trying to use them as such.

[CleDvy]

"Underwear... too tight... to get on! Must... start... diet..."

[cappyone]

Vegetables

[northbluffer]

Water----Drink eight glasses of water before every meal.

[cappyone]

X-Rated- That's how we can look if we stick to our diets!!

[chancebunny]

You will have to make repeated trips to the bathroom during meals if following northbluffer's suggestion of drinking all that water.

[cappyone]

Zuchini

[chancebunny]

Abstain from eating fried foods.

[northbluffer]

Bathe when you feel hungry....or after attempting to eat with your thumbs.

[SulaDuck]

Crumbcake can't be fattening, can it? I mean... it's only a crumb here, a crumb there.

[CatLover]

Dragon to guard the refrigerator so you can't eat.

[chancebunny]

Eating is more fun than dieting.

[Suann47]

Frequent bathroom trips

[chancebunny]

Gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins.

[Nape]

Heavenly Hash ice cream must be a sign from God.

[chancebunny]

I'll second that!

[northbluffer]

Jello is not really a salad.

[SulaDuck]

Kissing a frog and NOT having it turn into a prince can be a dieting aid.

[chancebunny]

Licking spoons clean of their yummy contents after making or serving a dish doesn't add to the calorie count, does it?

[SulaDuck]

My doctor tells me I'm at the perfect weight .... for a linebacker for the L.A. Rams.

[CatLover]

Never eat a whole elephant at one sitting.

[chancebunny]

Only eat when you are truly hungry. Yea!--I get to eat all day long.

[CatLover]

Prepare small amounts so you eat less (too lazy to prepare another batch!)

[chancebunny]

Quietly unwrap the candy bars so that the crackling paper doesn't give you away.

[ked]

radishes dipped in peanut butter make a healthy snack

[northbluffer]

Square meals are best for you when eaten with round chopsticks.

[ked]

triple enema will lose you 10 lbs. immediately

[northbluffer]

triple enema will lose you 10 lbs. immediately
Usually politicans lose 100 pounds immediately.

[chancebunny]

Vanilla ice cream smothered with fudge sauce, whipped cream, nuts and a cherry probably won't help you to lose weight.

[CatLover]

Watch overweight people on the beach to motivate you to stick to your diet.

[pechuna]

X-tra large buckets of KFC are on my diet

[northbluffer]

Yellow mustard is low in calories, and it overwhelms the taste of almost everything.

[chancebunny]

Ziti covered in tomato sauce and three different cheeses, isn't a diet food.

[pechuna]

All I can eat is my type of diet.

[Styflan]

Bran for breakfast, bran for lunch, bran for din din.

[chancebunny]

Calorie counting is not fun.

[CatLover]

Diets are fun if you follow Pechuna's advice!

[ked]

eclairs topped with lo-cal preserves make a weight reducing dessert

[pechuna]

Fried chicken is just the right protein for my diet

[SulaDuck]

Going to a nude beach can both stimulate you to diet AND make you lose your appetite.

[northbluffer]

Half a loaf is better than one slice.

[CatLover]

I'm getting hungry ...

[northbluffer]

Jicama tastes better after a 24 hour fast.

[chancebunny]

Ketchup squirted from the bottle into your mouth will probably help you to lose weight, because you will be spending so much time washing your clothes, that you won't have time to eat.

[northbluffer]

Laundry room is an ideal place to eat your meals, chancebunny.

[chancebunny]

Marvelous idea, northbluffer.

[CatLover]

Nothing is better than something when you're dieting. ;)

[chancebunny]

Okay, I know that I need to diet, but...

[northbluffer]

Put a pot of chili on the stove to simmer.
Let it simmer. Meanwhile, broil a good steak.
Eat the steak. Let the chili simmer. Ignore it.
Recipe for chili from Allan Shivers, former governor of Texas

[CatLover]

Quick - run to McDonalds! (For a salad, of course!)

[northbluffer]

Roast your vegetables, boil your meat, saute your bread, feed all desserts to the dog.

[chancebunny]

Salsa is a pretty good diet food, but the chips that go with it are another story.

[northbluffer]

There are many people who seem to be broad-shouldered across the hips.....Could it be the chips?

[CatLover]

Use ketchup on your ice-cream to cut down on desserts.

[princessJ]

varying weight increases and decreases

[pechuna]

weighing in is so depressing

[northbluffer]

X'ing off the days on the calendar til you can have a steak again.

[pechuna]

You only win if you lose.

[northern_lights49]

zipping up jeans that were tight

[chancebunny]

Always hungry

[northbluffer]

bratwurst make an excellent between snack meal.

[chancebunny]

Cravings for all the food that you shouldn't eat will make it hard to stick to a diet.

[pantherpaw]

Diets are to be started on Mondays and ended on Tuesdays

[chancebunny]

Eliminate the word diet from the vocabulary.

[northbluffer]

Find a doctor that is fatter than you and stick with him; your weight probably won't be mentioned.

[chancebunny]

Good advice, northbluffer!

[pantherpaw]

Heave the scale out the window

[chancebunny]

I never step on a scale (except at the doctor's, when I am forced to)

[northbluffer]

Just what is wrong with self-indulgence? Deprivation can adversely affect your mental health!
Better to treat obesity later than psychosis now.

[CatLover]

I agree with Northbluffer on this one! :laugh:

[northbluffer]

ketchup can be substituted for catsup to save calories

[chancebunny]

Limit your calories to 10,000 a day.

[northbluffer]

Manage your calory count using the Enron accounting formula.

[chancebunny]

"no pain, no pain", which is northbluffer's latest signature quote, sounds like a philosophy that we would all embrace in regard to diet and exercise.

[northbluffer]

Oh Yeah....works for housekeeping and cooking too.

[chancebunny]

Play with your food before you eat it--that will burn up a few more calories.

[northbluffer]

Quit that yoghurt diet right now! You need chocolate, cream cheese Danishs, and premium ice cream to survive....

[CatLover]

Raise your glass of lite beer and drink to Northbluffer's suggestion!

[chancebunny]

Suggest some more goodies for us, northbluffer!

[Suann47]

Tally the calories

[northbluffer]

Under my breath I'm whispering, "baklava, tiramisu, cream-filled chocolate eclairs", while munching on celery....

[chancebunny]

Vote for whichever candidate declares that he will abolish diets.

[northbluffer]

Washing everything you eat as you eat it (like racoons do) results in you eating less. Do you know how appetizing wet cake is? I do!

[chancebunny]

X-rays of your stomach might reveal foods that you weren't supposed to eat.

[CatLover]

Webster's dictionary lists thousands of foods that aren't on my diet. :worry:

[northbluffer]

Zeal for a trimmer body is counterproductive to quest for comfort food

[ked]

Atkins diet killing Krispy Kreme

[chancebunny]

Being too thin is hazardous to your health also, so let's all try to avoid that.

[TWOPYRZ]

Cabbage, celery, carrots, cantaloupe, WHAT NO CANDY??

[chancebunny]

Diet is one of my least favorite words.

[hazendcry]

Energy bars.

[chancebunny]

forbidden food cravings

[CatLover]

Gathering dandelion greens for a salad provides both exercise and a low calorie meal.

[northbluffer]

Height-weight analysis charts are cruel, and Body-Mass-Index chart is even worse!

[JustBe]

Imagine each of us thin and rich.

[htg20]

Junk food is a no no!

[astromynx]

keep exercising!

[tiffanylane]

___________

[azrosebud]

Lots of fresh veggies