DrJohn
April 14th, 2004, 5:42pm
1: If anyone disagrees with you,they are a "Democrat"
2:If anyone argues with you,they are a "Liberal"
3:If they argue and actually present data,(formerly known as debating),shrug it off as "propaganda from the liberal media"
4:If you can't win the argument,pick it apart in detail such as mispellings,improper puctuation,etc
5:If the opponent has an irrefutable argument, change the subject
6:If your opponent constantly overturns your "correct" stories(anything told by Rush Limbaugh), make personal attacks against their character
7:Anyone who puts life over profit,is a "tree hugger"
8:Anyone who refutes or debates "correct" science (creationism,ecological stability) is a "sky-is-falling" reactionary
9:Anyone that opposes the molding of religion and gov't together is one of the "liberals" who helped create the rampant immoraltiy today
10:Any Federal program that looks "Democratic", is "socialistic"
11: Dismantling programs and restrictions on spending,then sending the money to states as a "block grant,is better than having a standardized Federal program with rules
12:Giving tax money to people is "enslaving them; Giving tax money to corporations is "making jobs"
13:Anything that does not turn a profit for private corporations,is an "elitist" operation
14:ALWAYS take evrything personally
15:Whatever your weakness,blame it on your opponent
16:When quoting your opponent,edit his words for "correctness"
and number 17,the one that Rush Limbaugh uses the most often: When all else fails,LIE!!!
2:If anyone argues with you,they are a "Liberal"
3:If they argue and actually present data,(formerly known as debating),shrug it off as "propaganda from the liberal media"
4:If you can't win the argument,pick it apart in detail such as mispellings,improper puctuation,etc
5:If the opponent has an irrefutable argument, change the subject
6:If your opponent constantly overturns your "correct" stories(anything told by Rush Limbaugh), make personal attacks against their character
7:Anyone who puts life over profit,is a "tree hugger"
8:Anyone who refutes or debates "correct" science (creationism,ecological stability) is a "sky-is-falling" reactionary
9:Anyone that opposes the molding of religion and gov't together is one of the "liberals" who helped create the rampant immoraltiy today
10:Any Federal program that looks "Democratic", is "socialistic"
11: Dismantling programs and restrictions on spending,then sending the money to states as a "block grant,is better than having a standardized Federal program with rules
12:Giving tax money to people is "enslaving them; Giving tax money to corporations is "making jobs"
13:Anything that does not turn a profit for private corporations,is an "elitist" operation
14:ALWAYS take evrything personally
15:Whatever your weakness,blame it on your opponent
16:When quoting your opponent,edit his words for "correctness"
and number 17,the one that Rush Limbaugh uses the most often: When all else fails,LIE!!!