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sweepyhead
April 8th, 2004, 4:26pm
If Bush and Kerry had to duke it out using pure male brawn, which guy would be the winner?

Isn't that a rather appealing thought? No campaign commercials, no character attacks. They'd go into training for months, and duke it out in the ring.

My vote goes to Bush (this is the only vote he'll get from me). I think he looks a bit healthier than John "Stringbean" Kerry.

I would also like to make the point that this poll is open to Dems and Republicans, Canadians and Naderites.

Sweepy:sleep2:

Carla
April 8th, 2004, 4:37pm
Thought I'd share a link to a download that goes well with this poll.
In this game, you can be either candidate so both sides should be able to enjoy it.
I've been having fun with it for the past few days.

http://www.kewlbox.com/games/game.cfm?gameId=106

DrJohn
April 8th, 2004, 4:38pm
Good idea but georgie just wouldn't show up,would SWEAR that he'd been there,and all records of the bout would have been purged! :)

hort1
April 9th, 2004, 2:02pm
Dr. John - :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

What was that show on MTV - the name completely escapes me - where they had claymation mock-ups of real people, that battled to the death? Wait -was it "Celebrity Deathmatch?"

Ala the upcoming testimony before the 9-11 panel, Shrub will only step into the ring if Cheney is with him. And it's closed to the public.

pechuna
April 9th, 2004, 2:13pm
Bush the Boxer would butcher the Botox Boy. Kerry would look like he was covered with Ketchup. Oops, I guess he already is.


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

suelee000
April 9th, 2004, 10:53pm
Bush can't even testify before the 9/11 commision without Cheney there to hold his hand.

sweepyhead
April 10th, 2004, 12:01pm
Bush can't even testify before the 9/11 commision without Cheney there to hold his hand.

I agree, and I'm surprised that Bush's handlers aren't more attuned to the fact that it looks like Bush is a ventriloquist's dummy.

Sweepy:sleep2:

pechuna
April 11th, 2004, 1:06pm
That's the real battle:

http://www.gop.com/kerryvskerry/

pattyepye
April 12th, 2004, 10:28am
Let's put the guys in a basketball game, then the lankies will prevail.