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April 2nd, 2004, 11:41am
Malcolm X wished he had reversed his name so he'd receive far more ABC game coverage.
April 2nd, 2004, 1:28pm
Noel Coward wanted to change his name to Noel Hero, all the judge said was "Really? Have you looked at a mirror lately?".
April 2nd, 2004, 2:26pm
Oslo became so confused with Osco that the city finally installed a drive-through prescription window.
April 2nd, 2004, 4:48pm
Peter Sellars and Blake Edwards make the outragiously funny Pink Panther movies.
April 2nd, 2004, 5:47pm
Quirky Rasputin starred in the Russian version of Die Hard With A Vengeance.
April 2nd, 2004, 6:40pm
Ron Popeil invents the VegaMatic in 1965 and quits his day job.
April 2nd, 2004, 7:17pm
Silly Putty is invented in Midland, MI; many of the local home builders find *creative* uses for it.
April 2nd, 2004, 8:54pm
Trying to analyze SulaDuck's sublimal messages takes Northbluffer a week.
April 2nd, 2004, 9:44pm
Under the cover of night, covert operatives slip into Northbluffer's subconscious and turn on lighbulb. Thus begins the Age of Enlightenment.
April 2nd, 2004, 10:17pm
Very Interesting! SulaDuck knows how to turn on Northbluffer.
April 3rd, 2004, 12:12am
Whhhhhhhat? I took off for a few hours, and all hell broke loose.
April 17th, 2004, 4:04pm
X-actly what did you think would happen? You're our voice of sensibility in Forum City.
April 17th, 2004, 4:09pm
You're in trouble, if that's the case. History will be our judge.
April 18th, 2004, 7:54pm
Zebulon Pike gets a peak named in his honor.
April 18th, 2004, 8:53pm
Aesop had great morals.
April 18th, 2004, 10:15pm
Betty Boop flapped her way around the 1920s
April 18th, 2004, 11:40pm
Cassius Clay became Muhammad Ali
April 20th, 2004, 11:44pm
Drip by drip, the Colorado River creates The Grand Canyon, in order to provide a backdrop for a Kevin Kline movie.
April 21st, 2004, 2:31pm
Esther Williams perfects her underwater smile.
April 21st, 2004, 2:42pm
Frank Sinatra sings his first song
April 21st, 2004, 11:39pm
Granola gets a press agent.
April 22nd, 2004, 12:28am
Harold Stassen attends the premiere of Never Say Never Again.
April 22nd, 2004, 12:37am
Isadora Duncan has this thing about flowing scarves.
April 22nd, 2004, 12:44am
Isadora Duncan has this thing about flowing scarves.
Just about time she should switch to ear-muffs, methinks.
April 22nd, 2004, 12:50am
Kirstie Alley does her first Pier 1 commercial *groan*
April 22nd, 2004, 12:53am
Lincoln accidently enters his Gettysburg address twice, disqualifying himself from the HGTV Dream Home.
April 22nd, 2004, 1:16am
Moana Lisa poses for a portrait, but the artist miss-spells her name.
April 22nd, 2004, 1:22am
Niagara Falls sees its first man-in-barrel stunt
April 22nd, 2004, 1:31am
Oregon places a tree on its state flag. Washington responds by honoring a chain saw on its flag.
April 22nd, 2004, 1:34am
Pranking his friend, a bored man writes an email promising Bill Gates' fortune in exchange for forwarding.
April 22nd, 2004, 11:50pm
Quantity of TV viewers way up during McCarthy hearings.
April 23rd, 2004, 8:32am
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer got a nose job, and Santa fired him.
April 23rd, 2004, 12:53pm
Santa had one too many bowls full of jelly and refused to eat low-carb foods
April 24th, 2004, 1:53pm
Ted Turner reluctantly asks Jane Fonda for a date.
April 24th, 2004, 11:06pm
Urkel is voted the sexiest man alive.
April 25th, 2004, 12:17am
Woman's Day magazine thinks it might increase it's readership by offering sweepstakes.
April 25th, 2004, 6:29pm
X-rating is just a ploy to sell tickets to a BAD movie.
April 28th, 2004, 12:11am
Yasser Arafat watches Queer Eye For The Straight Guy, and decides to leave government and go into interior design.
April 28th, 2004, 8:42pm
Zero Tolerance is instituted to combat school violence. It is quickly followed by One Tolerance, Two Tolerance, Three Tolerance . . .
April 28th, 2004, 9:06pm
Apollo 13's mission to the moon went off without a hitch, so we never got to see any movies about it.
April 29th, 2004, 7:58pm
Benny Goodman opted for clarinet lessons.
April 29th, 2004, 9:27pm
Claude Monet, tired of being confused with Manet, changes his name to Thomas Kinkaid.
April 29th, 2004, 10:50pm
Dick Smothers finally retaliates for all those "Mom always liked you best" comments.
April 29th, 2004, 11:07pm
Election returns must not be reported until polls have closed and until OS members have completed their dailies.
April 29th, 2004, 11:43pm
Food pyramid is changed to food rectangle to pacify subsidized farmers.
April 29th, 2004, 11:47pm
Grand Canyon becomes the subject of the new hit series, Extreme Seven Wonders Of The World Makeover.
April 30th, 2004, 7:03am
Huey Lewis and the News change their career direction from local reporting to worldwide distribution after they noticed sales increased when they sang for their supper.
April 30th, 2004, 7:59am
Ivan the Terrible sought counseling from Dr. Phil, and turned into a pretty nice guy.
April 30th, 2004, 5:24pm
Jack Parr tells the WC joke.
April 30th, 2004, 8:33pm
Kisses become more sweeter and more addictive; blame it on Hershey's
April 30th, 2004, 11:12pm
Lindbergh became violently air sick during his first flight, and said the heck with flying, it'll never catch on anyway.
May 1st, 2004, 8:18pm
Marilyn Monroe scratches a "Seven Year Itch" with some funny "Monkey Business" down by the "Bus Stop."
May 1st, 2004, 9:25pm
Nanette Fabrey says "Okay, I'll try to work with Sid, but he's so self-centered".
May 1st, 2004, 10:02pm
Opie has a bunch of Happy Days after leaving Mayberry.
May 2nd, 2004, 6:20pm
Patty Duke plays Helen Keller in The Miracle Worker.
May 3rd, 2004, 12:55am
Queen Mary took its maiden voyage without me.
May 3rd, 2004, 8:22pm
Raindrops kept falling on Burt Bacharach's head, causing him to write a catchy tune. Good thing he forgot his umbrella.
May 3rd, 2004, 9:08pm
Supreme Court refuses to determine how many goldfish wallets each of us should receive.
May 5th, 2004, 6:17pm
Three sisters (Patty, Maxine, and LaVerne Andrews) sing about Rum and Coca-Cola.
May 5th, 2004, 9:30pm
Uganda becomes a country.
May 5th, 2004, 10:55pm
Viva le Visa! 1958: Visa's roots start as Bank of America's "BankAmericard."
May 6th, 2004, 6:58pm
Wet T-shirt contests in bars dramatically improve beer sales.
May 6th, 2004, 7:43pm
Xenadrine diet pill hits the shelves.
May 6th, 2004, 11:31pm
Young Frankenstein shows that monster movies can be funny.
May 7th, 2004, 12:14pm
Zealous to a fault, Warren G. Harding's daughter, Tonya, hired a crowbar-wielding hit-man to knock out his presidential competition.
May 7th, 2004, 1:08pm
Actors David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc, Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox, and Lisa Kudrow get job offers to be cast in a new tv show.
May 7th, 2004, 6:23pm
Brother Jeb managed to deliver Florida
May 9th, 2004, 1:12am
Coney Island brings us the hot dog.
May 21st, 2004, 8:38am
Daniel Webster penns the first dictionary
May 21st, 2004, 10:07am
Edgar Bergen names his daughter Candice, despite Charlie's protests.
May 21st, 2004, 10:32am
Francis Drake sails to America
May 21st, 2004, 2:22pm
Gracie tells George to quit his day job.
May 21st, 2004, 2:41pm
May 21st, 2004, 6:03pm
Ice Age wasn't too much fun, but is later made into a cute, animated movie.
May 21st, 2004, 8:22pm
Jimmy Jones makes friends with Kool-Aid.
May 22nd, 2004, 12:01am
Kool-Aid communion services suddenly fall out of favor in conservative churches.
May 22nd, 2004, 12:11am
Long Island iced tea becomes the popular communion drink.
May 22nd, 2004, 12:22am
Modern congregations don't break bread, they buy it sliced.
May 22nd, 2004, 12:44am
No one was interested in running for the American Presidency in 2004, so we just did without.
May 22nd, 2004, 1:06am
Our nation responded admirably, and the U.N. sent advisors to evaluate our form of government.
May 22nd, 2004, 1:08am
Problems formerly handled by the Executive Branch now resolved with a Magic 8 Ball.
May 22nd, 2004, 1:50pm
Quite possibly this could improve the current administration's policy decisions.
May 22nd, 2004, 4:08pm
Richie Rich is hired as a masseur for Mrs. Bill Gates.
May 22nd, 2004, 5:16pm
Sam Elliott's voice changes.
May 22nd, 2004, 7:07pm
Ten Commandments are published..in stone
May 22nd, 2004, 8:40pm
"Unfinished Symphony" is the inspiration for many an artist.
May 22nd, 2004, 10:14pm
volunteer army replaces the draft, so nobody has to escape to Canada anymore, unless they are going for a vacation
May 23rd, 2004, 5:22pm
Wigs worn by English barristers replaced with black Beatle wigs.
May 26th, 2004, 4:46pm
X's were just one problem with the Roman numerals
May 27th, 2004, 2:07am
"Yesterday, December 7th...," began FDR.
May 27th, 2004, 8:33am
Zapping through tv channels with a remote control is being considered as a men's Olympic event.
May 27th, 2004, 10:54pm
Arthur Ashe finds a tennis court where he is allowed to play.
May 27th, 2004, 11:18pm
Baby Lindbergh is kidnapped
May 28th, 2004, 12:25am
Charles Colson converts from conspirator to Christianity.
May 28th, 2004, 9:39am
Dale Evans gets Roy off of Trigger long enough to get married.
May 28th, 2004, 6:58pm
Eager to see the new World War II memorial in Washington D.C.
May 28th, 2004, 11:03pm
Foster Brooks gets a few laughs playing a drunk.
May 28th, 2004, 11:20pm
Greek tragedies inspire complexes in Freud.
May 28th, 2004, 11:45pm
Henry Ford raises factory workers pay to five dollars a day.
May 29th, 2004, 9:51am
Indiana University hires the young basketball coach at the U.S. Army Academy at West Point, Robert Montgomery Knight.
May 29th, 2004, 11:19am
Japan introduces Nintendo, and 8-year-old boys disappear into the void, never to be heard from again.
May 29th, 2004, 7:34pm
King Abdullah whispers in President Bush's ear, and the President says he is sorry.
May 29th, 2004, 7:47pm
Lose the terrorist backers or you will meet Allah earlier than you thought said W to Abdullah
May 30th, 2004, 12:05am
Manson family makes our own families appear healthy.
May 30th, 2004, 7:20pm
Nothing is more resposible for the "good old days" than a poor memory.
May 30th, 2004, 11:19pm
Online-Sweepstakes became the sweepstakes site.
May 31st, 2004, 1:12am
Pyramids operated as casinos until Egypt outlawed gambling; at that point, they developed a tomb-like atmosphere.
May 31st, 2004, 10:21am
Quincy Jones resists the temptation to make a quick buck recording Country and Western.
May 31st, 2004, 3:21pm
Robespierre tried to shoot himself and missed.
May 31st, 2004, 4:15pm
Stanley Kubrick Makes 2001
June 1st, 2004, 1:02am
Taupe is eliminated as a potential color for the American Flag.
June 8th, 2004, 2:30pm
Unit pricing becomes standard in grocery stores, but most consumers still don't compare prices.
June 8th, 2004, 2:38pm
Victory in the Cold War is Reagan's legacy. "Mr Gorbachev, tear down that wall".
June 8th, 2004, 10:13pm
Will Rogers said "I never met a man I didn't like", and for many, many years people have been saying "Will Rogers never met -------------".
June 9th, 2004, 3:41am
X-Rays were found to be harmful
June 9th, 2004, 5:04pm
Young Tom Edison just wouldn't quit tinkering with things.
June 9th, 2004, 5:46pm
Zing Went the Strings of My Heart sang Frank Sinatra and girls in attendance at the concert swooned.
June 9th, 2004, 7:23pm
Art Carney found work after The Honeymooners.
June 9th, 2004, 11:55pm
Britian loses Lady Di :(
June 10th, 2004, 5:54pm
Cher begins her farewell tour
June 13th, 2004, 9:32am
Darwin produced his Theory of Evolution.
June 13th, 2004, 10:51am
Esther Lederer and her twin sister Pauline decide to write advice columns under non de plumes. Esther chose Ann Landers while Pauline chose Abigal Van Buren (Dear Abby).
June 18th, 2004, 8:18am
Fabio takes a ride on a roller coaster, forgetting that there may be geese flying through the air.
June 18th, 2004, 4:28pm
"Green eggs and ham" from the creator of Doctor Seus.
June 18th, 2004, 5:54pm
"Houston, we have a problem."
June 18th, 2004, 11:34pm
"I like Ike" became a catchy campaign slogan.
June 19th, 2004, 8:00pm
Jesse James robs banks.
June 20th, 2004, 4:44pm
King Vidor produces "The Jungle Boy".
June 22nd, 2004, 12:28am
Lyndie England leaves the military to become a corporate consultant for Sensitivity Training seminars.
June 22nd, 2004, 8:25am
Microwave ovens are invented.
June 22nd, 2004, 1:04pm
Nape's mysterious disappearance makes the front page of several tabloids.
June 22nd, 2004, 4:42pm
O-S picks up more members as the result of the tabloid stories about Nape's disappearance.
June 22nd, 2004, 8:57pm
Practical jokers flood the internet with ficticious reports of "Nape" sightings.
June 27th, 2004, 1:11am
"Quality is job one" was a great slogan for Ford, but it became job ten real fast.
July 16th, 2004, 2:22pm
Real McCoys were a number 1 hit
July 16th, 2004, 9:07pm
Stan Laurel teams up with Oliver Hardy.
July 18th, 2004, 2:45am
TupperWare is invented by Jimmy Hoffa
July 18th, 2004, 5:56pm
Underworld figures steal Tupperware patent from Jimmy Hoffa
July 18th, 2004, 7:38pm
Victoria's secret is revealed on network television
July 18th, 2004, 9:48pm
Wally Cox declares "I am not Mister Peepers, I am a man!".
July 19th, 2004, 12:51am
X-Men ask Wolverine to join forces
July 19th, 2004, 10:44pm
Young Thomas Edison will not go outside and play.
July 20th, 2004, 12:19am
Zorba the Greek can't dance.
July 20th, 2004, 12:25am
Alpine skiers come together and create one of the world's best car stereo systems
July 21st, 2004, 10:52pm
Barry Goldwater said "I'd rather be right than be President".
July 21st, 2004, 11:01pm
Caligula appoints his horse to Roman senate
July 25th, 2004, 4:55pm
Don Johnson auditions for a TV cop show, "Miami Vice"
July 25th, 2004, 4:59pm
Earl Sheib, at age three, paints his favorite Hot Wheels car with a Q-tip and nail polish.
August 5th, 2004, 10:01am
Forrest Tucker finds TV success in "F Troop".
August 5th, 2004, 10:09am
Grandpa oversleeps and has no idea what's for supper on HeeHaw.
August 5th, 2004, 4:03pm
Hubert Horatio Humphrey declared that it was cruel for parents to name their kids Hubert Horatio.
August 5th, 2004, 7:54pm
Ike Turner got dumped by Tina (for all the right reasons).
August 7th, 2004, 12:26am
Jack Sprat goes on fat free diet.
August 7th, 2004, 1:49am
Kris Kristofferson writes Me And Bobby McGee
August 7th, 2004, 10:47am
Larry King decides that it would be fun to get married a lot.
August 7th, 2004, 11:55am
Mr. T, at his 4th birthday party, receives a 16" gold chain.
August 7th, 2004, 1:58pm
Nancy Davis really fell for the guy.
August 7th, 2004, 4:54pm
Orville Redenbacher decides to take a chance on a new line of gourmet popcorn.
August 8th, 2004, 3:14pm
Popeye Doyle decides to become a policeman
August 8th, 2004, 8:45pm
Quayle runs for office with the slogan "Bad Spellers Untie!"
August 8th, 2004, 10:04pm
Red Foxx was raunchy, politically incorrect, and outrageously funny!!
August 9th, 2004, 10:14pm
Sawyer and Finn go into the fence painting business
August 10th, 2004, 8:03am
Ted Turner thought that the public needed some new tv channels.
August 10th, 2004, 3:32pm
Underwear changes when the Hanes Bros. decide to sell their tobacco company to RJ Reynolds.
August 10th, 2004, 10:51pm
"Velvet Fog" Mel Torme writes a Christmas song.
August 29th, 2004, 4:07am
World War I
September 14th, 2004, 4:29am
Xanadu was where Kublai Kahn decreed a stately pleasure dome.
September 16th, 2004, 5:21pm
"Yellow Bird" has nonsensical lyrics, but the Mills Brothers record it anyway.
September 16th, 2004, 5:25pm
Zoe married Jack (??????????? :laugh: )
September 16th, 2004, 7:01pm
Albert Einstien forgets he hasn't brushed his hair in 14 years.
September 16th, 2004, 7:04pm
Bambi becomes a Walt Disney Classic.
September 16th, 2004, 9:27pm
Candice Bergen thinks a little TV series would be fun.
September 16th, 2004, 9:41pm
David Letterman becomes a daddy
September 16th, 2004, 10:41pm
Earth Day #1
September 16th, 2004, 10:45pm
Ferdinand and Isabel think Columbus is kinda cute!
September 18th, 2004, 8:04am
Gregory the Pope begins to chant
September 18th, 2004, 11:36am
Harrison Ford decides that he wants to start dating very thin women.
September 18th, 2004, 6:55pm
Ivanhoe is published and is the longest book of the time period
September 18th, 2004, 8:21pm
Jackie Joyner-Kersee runs her first race...
September 19th, 2004, 7:26pm
Kids believe a purple dinosaur is their friend...
October 9th, 2004, 4:30pm
Lois Lane decides to take a job at the Daily Planet.
October 9th, 2004, 6:52pm
Marc Antony takes a good look at Cleopatra
October 9th, 2004, 10:28pm
Napoleon would have wanted to be remembered as a great general and emperor, but when most people hear the name, they think of a pastry.
October 9th, 2004, 11:17pm
Ozzie and Harriet used my family background as a model for their TV show.
October 10th, 2004, 6:13pm
Patty Duke stars in "The Miracle Worker" as Helen Keller.
October 10th, 2004, 9:12pm
Quiz show only pretended to be corrupt in order to make history.
October 10th, 2004, 9:38pm
Raymond Burr thought the "Perry Mason" role might have career potential.
October 11th, 2004, 11:05pm
Slapping a soldier ruined General Patton's military career, particularly when he kept repeating, "She's my sister! She's my daughter! She's my sister! She's my daughter!"
October 12th, 2004, 10:25am
Telly Savalas puts away his toupe and shaves his head
October 12th, 2004, 10:09pm
Umpteen Faberge eggs don't save the Russian empire.
October 13th, 2004, 11:08pm
Pavloff got a dog
October 14th, 2004, 3:35pm
V for Victory hand gesture made by Churchill during WWII is adopted by a couple of marijuana farming, tie-dying, long haired, VW microbus driving activists in California.
October 14th, 2004, 10:34pm
Warren Beatty fell for Annette Benning during the filming of "Bugsy".
October 15th, 2004, 2:42pm
X-cellent poppy crop ("Poppies! Poppies!" ~ Wicked Witch of the West) in Afghanistan was destroyed by the Taliban.
October 15th, 2004, 7:02pm
Yellow River is named.
October 16th, 2004, 11:13pm
Zimbabwe residents came up with its name hoping the lack of rhymes would keep country singers from writing barfy patriotic songs about them.
October 17th, 2004, 2:15am
Amy Fisher met a guy....
October 17th, 2004, 2:25pm
Benjamin Franklin's wife gets pissed off and tells her husband to go fly a kite...
October 17th, 2004, 3:27pm
Captain Cook sailed the high seas
October 19th, 2004, 6:19pm
Dorothy and her little dog, Toto, get caught in a tornado in Kansas.
October 19th, 2004, 8:43pm
Earhart, Amelia gets her first glipse of an airplaine.
October 19th, 2004, 11:28pm
Franklin Roosevelt fears not only fear, but also heights, public speaking, germs, closed spaces, bodies of water, and the entire state of Utah.
October 20th, 2004, 9:24am
George Washington crossed the Delaware in the world's first thong, that Martha lovingly knitted for him.
October 20th, 2004, 11:45am
Hugh Hefner, aged 3, sees his 17 year old cousin, Bunny, naked.
October 20th, 2004, 5:41pm
George Washington crossed the Delaware in the world's first thong, that Martha lovingly knitted for him.
I remember seeing that thong in the famous painting.
October 22nd, 2004, 9:32pm
Jane Austen got dumped by her boyfriend.
October 22nd, 2004, 10:31pm
Kennedys sat on the lawn with their laptops playing video touch football.
October 23rd, 2004, 1:44pm
Lance Armstrong asks Santa to bring him a bicycle for xmas.
October 23rd, 2004, 2:38pm
Marco Polo had to get away from home for awhile.
October 23rd, 2004, 8:36pm
Neiman Marcus got rich off of their Chocolate Chip Cookie recipe scam.
October 23rd, 2004, 9:09pm
Orangemen were originally the Aquamen, until they had their colors done by an Amway representative.
October 23rd, 2004, 11:54pm
Paul Revere decides he doesn't like his piano teacher, so he starts taking riding lessons instead.
October 24th, 2004, 10:11pm
Quirky Rasputin worked out his issues after only ONE VISIT to Dr. Phil's show.
October 25th, 2004, 12:01am
Rosa Parks sits in the front of the bus.
October 25th, 2004, 12:08am
Sherman, hard of hearing, thought the minister told him to offer TANKS rather than THANKS.
October 25th, 2004, 12:14am
Tony Danza auditions for a role in "Taxi".
October 25th, 2004, 12:19am
Unser brothers, Al and Bobby, find a Hot Wheels set at a local thrift shop.
October 25th, 2004, 9:19am
Veronica decides that she wants Archie for a boyfriend.
October 25th, 2004, 11:54am
Wendy, Dave's daughter, doesn't like any of the local restaurant's hamburgers.
October 28th, 2004, 3:14pm
X marked the spot
October 28th, 2004, 7:36pm
Yellow rose survives in Texas
October 28th, 2004, 8:56pm
ZERO fans realized that the Boston Red Sox were once the White Sox, until that unfortunate laundry accident when the Santa suit went in with the white clothes.
October 28th, 2004, 9:02pm
Adam, unfortunately, becomes hungry and horny at the same time.
October 28th, 2004, 9:31pm
Blarney Stone, often kissed and therefore liable to spread disease, stands first in line for a flu shot.
October 28th, 2004, 11:27pm
Custer found out the hard way that he never should have told those disparaging jokes about Indians.
October 28th, 2004, 11:30pm
Dairy farmers dump thousands of gallons of milk to protest use of Nair on "Got milk?" moustaches.
October 29th, 2004, 6:59pm
Eve Arden auditions for "Our Miss Brooks".
October 29th, 2004, 9:07pm
Fabio goes for a ride on a roller coaster.
October 29th, 2004, 9:09pm
Gorilla found in the mist.
October 29th, 2004, 10:05pm
Hal March forsakes Bob Sweeney to host a quiz show.
October 29th, 2004, 10:07pm
Icicles hanging from Jack Frost's nose
October 29th, 2004, 11:34pm
Janet Jackson sings with Justin Timberlake at the superbowl.
October 30th, 2004, 7:00pm
King Cole was a merry old soul
October 30th, 2004, 7:16pm
Linberg picks up his plane in St. Louis
October 31st, 2004, 1:33am
Monet paints a bunch of flowers
October 31st, 2004, 1:18am
Narcissus bought a mirror
October 31st, 2004, 12:35pm
Oscar Hammerstein II found a jolly Rodgers
October 31st, 2004, 5:18pm
Paul McCartney thought that he would form a rock n roll band.
October 31st, 2004, 6:48pm
Quick-thinking forefathers corrected a typo so we would not be called "The Untied States."
October 31st, 2004, 7:27pm
Rocky Raccoon met a girl everyone called Nancy.
October 31st, 2004, 7:39pm
Sober String, under the influence of laughing gas, becomes Silly String.
October 31st, 2004, 10:20pm
Ticky-tacky becomes socially acceptable, and eventually coveted (I feel soo bad for Pete).
October 31st, 2004, 10:37pm
Urban sprawl developed immediately after removing the urban panty-girdle.
December 6th, 2004, 6:09pm
:frown3: :worry: ...Very saddened by the fact that Kimberly Kay's eMac is incapable of producing Smileys in her E-Mails - She attempts to join her Mother (who "Voluntarily" :smile9: locked herself in the Coat Closet - due to Kimberly's constant ramblings on and on about "But Smiley This" or "But Smiley That") - Kimberly Kay is now horrified :shock: to find that her Mother has wiggled free :gvibes: from her Straight Jacket - and is now on the loose...somewhere in Mesa, Arizona.... :frown3: :bhead:
December 11th, 2004, 11:39am
Wall built around the city of Hershey, Pennsylvania, melts in your mouth and in your hand.
December 12th, 2004, 10:52pm
XVIII is made the legal age for voting, but you still can't drink until you are XXI.
December 12th, 2004, 11:19pm
Yodeling is the new rock craze
December 19th, 2004, 1:46am
Ziggywag's new Seabiscuit DVD runs faster than all the others.
December 19th, 2004, 2:25pm
Audie Murphy decides to enlist in the US military.
December 19th, 2004, 5:03pm
Bill Hickock sees his first buffalo.