ABC Occupations

[northbluffer]

water witch

[ked]

XM radio song selector

[SulaDuck]

Yarn dyer

[Nape]

zip code corrector at the post office

[ked]

apple picker

[SulaDuck]

Bravo network executive

[Nape]

chalk tinter

[SulaDuck]

Dime store cowboy

[Nape]

Elf personnel director at Santa's workshop

[chancebunny]

fly swatter manufacturer

[Marinalane]

Gummy bear bagger

[SulaDuck]

harpsichordist

[Nape]

igloo repossessor

[ked]

junk yard architect

[Nape]

kbsocial's publicist

[northbluffer]

lamplighter

[SulaDuck]

merry-go-round go-round maker

[Nape]

ne'er-do-well

[northbluffer]

ogre groomer

[Sextant]

Pipe Cleaner

[chancebunny]

quarry worker

[sweepyhead]

Roto Rooter Man.

[sweepyhead]

Sherpa.

[chancebunny]

Timex spokesperson

[northern_lights49]

Umpire

[SulaDuck]

vice squad decoy

[chancebunny]

warden

[Nape]

"X-tra wide load" lead car driver

[northbluffer]

YWCA Director

[ked]

zits professional squeezer

[Nape]

ABC games bouncer :shocked2:

[northbluffer]

brewmaster

[SulaDuck]

cheese cutter :grin2:

[Alimar]

dog groomer

[ked]

elephant dung remover

[chancebunny]

fat lady at the carnival

[Ziggywag]

gymnastics instructor

[chancebunny]

hooker

[Ziggywag]

ice cream man

[ked]

jester for the King

[Sextant]

King

[chancebunny]

legal secretary

[Nape]

money-grubber

[Alimar]

napkin designer

[Sextant]

Ostrich Rancher

[chancebunny]

peanut farmer

[lfw1la]

Quickie-Mart cashier

[chancebunny]

rainmaker

[SulaDuck]

secretary of state

[northbluffer]

treasure hunter

[Alimar]

underwear model

[SulaDuck]

Villanova football coach

[bulldglit]

window washer

[ked]

xpert card shark

[SulaDuck]

Ying-Yang symbol illustrator

[Alimar]

zipper manufacturer

[Nape]

Abbey Road street-sweeper

[ked]

bra fitter

[chancebunny]

card shark

[Sextant]

Dentist

[chancebunny]

elevator operator

[Nape]

fink for the Feds :shhh:

[chancebunny]

g-man

[Suann47]

Hamburger Flipper

[Txsweeper]

Inventor

[northbluffer]

jester

[Txsweeper]

Kite salesman

[ked]

liverwurst stuffer

[Nape]

Mr. Ed's stable-scooper

[SulaDuck]

Norm Crosby impersonator

[ked]

outhouse architect

[Nape]

ogre's PR specialist

[SulaDuck]

party pooper

[Nape]

qualified buyer

[ked]

ravioli stuffer

[Alimar]

Spam can packer

[ked]

tripe taste tester

[Alimar]

urban legends researcher

[Nape]

Sammy Sosa's cork wholesaler

[chancebunny]

vice-president of the US (does that job qualify an an occupation?) :)

[Nape]

(Sorry about the alphabet malfunction above. I'd read only to the bottom of the last page. :tired: )

Warlock's locksmith

[SulaDuck]

Xpert witness for the prosecution

[Nape]

Yentl memorabilia collector

[Txsweeper]

Zebra Breeder

[SulaDuck]

Amway salesperson

[Txsweeper]

Butter churner

[ked]

cow dung remover

[SulaDuck]

dinner bell ringer

[northbluffer]

Easter basket maker

[Nape]

fanny-pack fitter

[SulaDuck]

glue stick molder

[Nape]

home-school supplies salesperson

[northbluffer]

Ice crusher.

[Nape]

jingle-bell manufacturer

[SulaDuck]

kilt pleat presser

[chancebunny]

K-Mart employee who stands at the door and put a check mark on your receipt as you leave.

[ked]

Love Canal water drinking tester

[Nape]

mandolin player

[chancebunny]

Nape's hunky houseboy

[Nape]

OS "Let's Play" forum bartender

[chancebunny]

professional dog walker

[lfw1la]

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy cameraman

[chancebunny]

race car driver

[northbluffer]

sordid story writer

[SulaDuck]

Tickle-Me Elmo tickler

[ked]

underhand softball pitcher

[Txsweeper]

Vatican janitor

[chancebunny]

warden

[ked]

Xtreme pervert

[Suann47]

Yoga Instructor

[chancebunny]

zoologist

[kbsocial]

Actuary

[SulaDuck]

Best Buy buyer

[Txsweeper]

Caricature sketcher

[chancebunny]

dog catcher

[SulaDuck]

Empire State Building elevator operator

[northbluffer]

Friar

[kbsocial]

Grocery Store Clerk

[lfw1la]

Hot Water Heater Repairman

[ked]

Igloo architect

[chancebunny]

jackhammer operator

[ked]

kibitzer

[CleDvy]

Leasing agent

[chancebunny]

monster truck driver

[Txsweeper]

Name plate engraver

[SulaDuck]

Oscar statuette model

[chancebunny]

pastry chef

[Nape]

Queen Anne Cherries pit crew

[lfw1la]

Reynolds Wrap Kitchen Expert (I love those ladies)

[northbluffer]

Sordid storyteller

[chancebunny]

toga manufacturer

[Laura May]

underware inspector

[SulaDuck]

voter registration official

[chancebunny]

Watermelon seed spitting contest official

[ked]

Xpert dung thrower at rural fairs

[Nape]

yarn spinner

[SulaDuck]

Zoloft salesperson

[Nape]

A.C.T. exam fee collector

[ked]

blended whiskey taste tester

[Karen_246]

Corrections Officer

[Nape]

Dunkin' Donuts dunker

[Karen_246]

E.T. tracker downer

[ked]

fcuk perfume name designer

[northbluffer]

gold digger

[lfw1la]

Hallmark card writer

[ked]

ice cream flavor namer

[Nape]

Jonestown Chamber of Commerce President

[chancebunny]

Kangaroo Court judge

[rojo13864]

Lieutenant Governor

[SulaDuck]

Minute Rice timer

[chancebunny]

Nay Sayer

[Nape]

Office Depot customer service representative "outsourced" to India (No kidding--I phoned India last week when I attempted to get answers to questions about their rebates. They had no idea about the rebates, and were unable to connect me with anyone who might.)

[Txsweeper]

Pickle Taster

[Nape]

Quiz editor at Cosmo

[SulaDuck]

romance novelist :smile11:

[Nape]

Saturn dealership showroom applauder :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

[chancebunny]

tire rotater

[Txsweeper]

UnderRoo character designer

[pechuna]

Volvo mechanic.

[Nape]

Woman's Day entry screener

[CouponAholic]

Xerox Repair Man! LOL

[Txsweeper]

Yacht Chef!

LOL-okay, now I'm really confused....where the heck am I?? :usee:

[ked]

zits squeezer

[chancebunny]

attitude adjuster

[Txsweeper]

Beaver Skinner

[SulaDuck]

Cracker Barrell hostess

[Nape]

Denny's customer profiler

[ked]

exotic nude pop out of the cake artist at a stag bash

[SulaDuck]

French horn player

[ked]

gelatin mold designer

[Nape]

holy roller

[chancebunny]

Inside Trader

[Ziggywag]

Journalist

[Nape]

key cutter at the hardware store

[chancebunny]

lab tech

[SulaDuck]

magazine editor

[chancebunny]

neurologist

[Nape]

open-mike-night DJ

[pechuna]

Proctologist

[Nape]

quitter

[ked]

raunchy saloon proprietor

[chancebunny]

surveyor

[Nape]

tiger trainer

[ked]

underhanded loan shark

[Nape]

VISTA volunteer

[ked]

Watusi dance instructor

[pickle_breath]

Xerox Co. Accounting Representitive

[SulaDuck]

yes man

[Nape]

zero-tolerance enforcer

[chancebunny]

Airport shoe inspector

[Ziggywag]

Baseball player

[Marinalane]

Cuckoo clock carver

[chancebunny]

dam builder

[SulaDuck]

Easter bunny

[Nape]

Father's little dividend

[chancebunny]

'gator wrestler

[Nape]

has-been

[ked]

Iguana trapper

[Nape]

junk-bond trader

[Karen_246]

Kite maker

[ked]

lusting lecher

[SulaDuck]

Marilyn Monroe impersonator

[ked]

no good miserable bum

[chancebunny]

oboe player

[northbluffer]

private investigator

[ked]

quonset hut designer and architect

[Ziggywag]

Rodeo Cowboy

[ked]

starving artist

[chancebunny]

talent scout

[Nape]

U.S.A. Today classified ads sales representative

[chancebunny]

vice cop

[Nape]

wimp

[chancebunny]

x-rated actress

[Styflan]

yodel roller

[MissBeHeyV]

Zoo Keeper

[Styflan]

asbestos remover

[northbluffer]

Beekeeper

[ked]

charlatan

[pechuna]

Devious CEO

"Is there any other kind" -Jack Nicholson, "As Good as it Gets".

[ked]

eclair stuffer

[pechuna]

fruitcake baker

[northbluffer]

gravy strainer

[chancebunny]

horse thief

[ked]

idiot of the town

[northbluffer]

jack of all trades

[chancebunny]

kitchen cabinet installer

[SulaDuck]

lost and found clerk

[chancebunny]

mail room worker

[pechuna]

nurse

[chancebunny]

oil company executive

[Txsweeper]

Pine scent mixer for Glade

[ked]

Quasimodo tutor

[SulaDuck]

robotic engineer

[ked]

skinflint

[chancebunny]

truant officer

[pechuna]

Usury loan shark

[ked]

viper skinner

[SulaDuck]

wake-up call operator

[pechuna]

X-Ray Technician

[chancebunny]

zymologist

[northbluffer]

art critic

[chancebunny]

bartender

[northbluffer]

cream separator

[pechuna]

Dictator

[SulaDuck]

ethicist

[pechuna]

farmer

[SulaDuck]

guru

[pechuna]

harpist

[SulaDuck]

immunologist

[northbluffer]

Jack in the Box fry cook